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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# This is getting very interesting
Are they all in the same room now or not?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# shush, you've spoilt it now
*is expecting an XMen Danger room type thing to happen first*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *deploys sentinels*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
i'd prefer a "lights out silent hill style" thing
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# What you mean like a booby trapped room?
Or just literally a room full of danger?

"This concept of peril is frightening me!"
"SHUT UP WOMAN!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it's where they do their training in the comics
loads of impossibly designed robots and lasers and things like that attack them, and then, shockingly they go wrong, and they have to er, do exactly what they were doing anyway.

It seems to happen at least 3 or 4 times a year, maybe more often in the cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# It's like
when they all buggered off to the Holodeck on the Enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Watch out for malfunctions...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is without a doubt my most favourite of your images.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Only because you are in love with Riker, and his alarming tendancy to rest one foot on the back of people's chairs
and his trombone skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Only Beardy Riker
Shaven Riker is not to be trusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Really?
Well thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Welcome, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# In other news, I'm going to do a shop of Han Solo next
It seems to be a sure-fire way to get on the Front Page...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Star Wars bores me rigid.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Just imagine being the poor holodeck programmer that had to write the subroutine for "cleanup holodeck"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# this deserves wooage of the highest order!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Pea roasting
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# instant classic that.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh they fucking loved that holodeck on TNG.
"Oh no the holodeck's gone mad ...again.. and Professor Moriaty has teamed up with robot Hitler and zombie Mao!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# "I am EVIL LINCOLN!"
I love that futurama episode.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# http://evillincoln.ytmnd.com/
yes, that was a good episode.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# And then the 'safety' almost always seemed to magically break at the first possible opportunity.
Who coded their system for christ's sake?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It's not the programmers fault...
Just 'cause the Feds ran all their ships on Windows ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh yes!
I think it featured in the very start of one of the films as well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# jeesus!
When I read this yesteday, I read 'bio-composting' and therefore assumed Scarlet meant the khazi. God I'm so easily confoozed.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hmmmm, was wondering that, myself :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# sadly they were killed by the close quarters blast
the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
And the blood written message
"You are dead" lines the last panel.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# they should have carried more typewriter ribbons with them...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I likes drawin' 'splo-shuns :D
KAA-BOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You missed out on a cracker
In the last frame Pip should have said: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody hinges off!"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# yayayay they found her!
awesome as ever sir *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Story tyme! Yays!

EDIT: Those night vision goggles suit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Yep! Yep! Yep! indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# THOOM!
poit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# poot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# NO!
poit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Wotcha!
How's me favouritest kerazzey persing?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# surviving!!
i must contact you about booking you for next year to play during the wedding breakfast...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ah ye got me...
I can never find the decent 'poot' image from SA.

...but trust me it's out there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Nah, Poit!
Poit. Poit. Poit. Poit. Poit!!!!!

Edit: Yay - Poit!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Now all they've got to do is rescue the furry chicks and get the hell out of there.

Will any of the next few frames involve a trash compacter?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# When the wife worked for a computer company that rhymes with Tompusys
they used to make him CLIMB IN their compactor to move stuff about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Forgive my lack of understanding...
but does that not in some way defeat the object of having a compactor in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# move stuff about
not crush it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Indeed, that's why most companies employ a golem for these purposes.
GOLEM! CRUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Did he have a permit for working in a confined space?
/h&s rant
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# oh my
i have seen pictures of the results of people doing that - i went green
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They are 100%, pure organic, Tesco Finest bastards.
That's not their only legally questionable activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# nothing
eye infection
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# they'll more than likely get some sort of
comeuppance ... hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Christ!
At a large printers I used to work for, one guy was working late one night IN one of the printing machines and managed to get himself crushed. We didn't find out until the following day, when we were trying to find out why the paper was coming out pink.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# oh oh oh oh oh
OH OH OH OH OH

OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I think
"shitshitshitRRRAAAARGHHHshitshitshitI'MBEINGFUCKINGCRUSHEDARRRGHFUCKSHITMYLEGSARRRGGGHHHH" is more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D he then moved onto printing
and cut himself open on plates at least once a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that's fucking gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it took a long while to get over the shock
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and clean out the presses
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah i can imagine, he'd be pretty fucking flat too!!
badum-tish!!

*inappropriate lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hewlett-Packard?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# urgh - I'm going home
everyone's done my ideas better and quicker than me today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# awww does prof want a mop and a cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I fink so...
this week's been a bit rough on the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# he used to work for Apple?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# How many of these should I expect, boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# how many computer companies can you think of?
... erm Acer, Asus, Compaq, Dell... meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Better than working for peanuts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# depends on the market value of either comodity
the weight you receive as remuneration... and the shelf life and associated logistical costs of housing and trading the goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# WEY HEY
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hey hey!!
not long now untill there's an opportunity for a mass squirrel lesbian orgyfest eh jack?

eh?

EH?

EEHH?

*nudges*

FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# now add pigs.
instant pigs appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# bout time!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# gah! have we got to wait for next week to see more? *sits on edge of seat*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Woo...
* Runs through door and barricades himself in...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I've just gone back and read about the last 30 of these.
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# For God's sake, Pip,
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)