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# Hahahahahah!
Just had our first 'trick or treat'ers.
Dad set the jack russell on them saying she's a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i've gone for the lights off and pretend we're not in approach
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# snap
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Touche
(I never know when to use this word in the right context)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# well technically you'd use it if you were fencing someone and they poked you
(i think)
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# get your hand out of oh... i read that wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# not in this context
:P
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# We're watching telly in the front room, that won't work :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# buy some curtains you cheap skate
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# We have curtains,
the light shines out of the edges.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# fit smaller windows then!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# sod it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# buy some bigger curtains you cheap skate
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# you have shit curtains
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Well technically they're my dad's,
I don't live here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# get out of my house!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# turn the contrast and brightness down so low it barely casts a light
, that'll show the fuckers. it'll also make your tv viewing a bit shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i've set the tortoise on them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Oh shit, that's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# It is when you live on the third floor.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Is a teenage mutant ninja one?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# nah
a Roman one, spears and everything
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# lol
Me dad once kept a jehova's witness at the door for an hour; our dog run out and jumped up on the witness while wagging his tail.
"Oh, errr, what's the dog's name?" asks the witness.
"SATAN."
He genuinely said "Errr, down Satan..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# best one was
my mate said he was a devil worshipper and asked them into watch him sacrifice a chicken to satan.... they declined (ok so he was eating chicken burgers - but you know!)... but they never came back
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# haha
they always come round when i've just got out of bed, and run like buggery once they've shoved watchtower at me


tried using my nephew against an animal charity collector the other week but the little bastard behaved impeccably
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# same here
Id got the dog all wound up...baseball bat ready

it was a sweet little 3 yr old girl. i gave in but dont have sweets so she got some brie and a satsuma
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# god I bet she was cheesed off!
ha ha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# her mum was a bit surprised
i suppose she doesnt have any red wine at home

my mrs says its odd givign brie but id like to be given some.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# why yes
it would be a brie-lliant gift

ha ha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)