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# Sod it...


All my own photos - one of the perks of writing your own book...

It's over 50kb, but it gets too fuzzy to read at 50.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 100k limit now:P
Pwoar! Check out the crests on that grebe.
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I know, but I can still feel the daggers...
There's someone, somewhere saying 'I've got broadband, but if I had dial-up....'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I thought dial up was something they gave away free with broadband these days?
The restictions were actually later on for capped broadband but with the prices falling it's only effect those with smaller ADSL.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# My granny is still on dial-up
I don't think she browses b3ta though
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Wow!
That's gotta cost her more than ADSL!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# seriously 100kb limit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 400kb for animations check da faqqy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# THE FAQ HAS BEEN UPDATED?!?!?! YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
EDIT: FUCK ME UP THE ARSE WITH MY OWN COCK!!! IT HAS!!

but all these huge filesizes are gunna kill my bandwidth and now people are gunna complain at an animation of 401kb...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Nope we were having a big debater about it for an hour or so on here last Sunday.
Then by the afternoon we'd been told it had changed.
To compensate though images will not reload when you refresh (so if you edit an image you'l have to change the filename).
And it now says that peas must go in existing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# is the cache thing just for b3ta hosted images (or are things more complicated)
i think that is good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# A little more complicated I seen to remember.
I believe ther were a lot or worker ants involved and Tia Carrera invovled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ah yes, the ants that make the internets work
and your sig: that time of year again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# No
I was feeling spontaneous!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# They had to genetically engineer smaller ants
so they could still fit into the fibre optic cables to carry the information.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Bloody hell!
The FAQ has changed!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Oh you're soooo last week sisterrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# piss off...me shagging myself is one of my problems.
or do you mean up the arse with my own dick... it is possible....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Not with your little wanger it's not.
Eeeehehe! *scampers away to /v/*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i said it's possible. get a knife and try it for yourself....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# meh not much of an atchievement.
Now if you try doing via over the shoulder like I do...
:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *sings*
"Can you toss it over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier, does your cock hang lowwwwwwww?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *joins in*
can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow? does your cock hang down lowwwwwwwwwwwwww?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Just like being back at school
Ah, how I miss the beatings from the other kids because I didn't have a pair of Nike Air...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I think you'll find it
can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow?
Can you tie it round your shoulder? Like a regimental soldier.
Does you cock hang low.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i think every where has it's own variant. I for one learnt balls instead of cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Balls here, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yes but you started with cock to fit into the dialog
Go I continued.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# No, I'm just saying I have balls.
I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I thought we were adapting it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# well then muddling the lyrics is 'adapting'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# nyer nyer nyer-nyer nyer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# It's nicely designed
It wouldn't compel me to pick it up in a shop, but then I'm not exactly your target audience ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# The target audience is somewhat small...
But thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# That's coz it's not porn.
Now if he put some great tits on there...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *ba dum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# epic mind piss. same time of posting too :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Cool, but don't forget the spine. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Ah, they do the spine
Better than trying to guess how thick to make it. I just give them the colour and they print the text on it at binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hmm
Pied Wagtail I believe as your cover model, that's a saucy choice. Robin, Jackdaw and Greater Crested Grebe and erm Pink Billed er Ducky.

Can't fault it really, green and yellow are colours that the British associate with all things natural not sure about how that translates into other countries though.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Naaa
He popped a magpie in tattyshop and pressed ctrl I:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Ah yes, the rare Inverse Magpie
They collect rusty and dull objects
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Yeah
Daily Mail journalists mostly:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ah, the translation into other countries is easy:
French: haw-he-haw-he-haw.
German: RAUS, RAUS! SCHNELL, SCHWEINHUND!
Dutch: Hurdy-gurdy.

Oh, hang on, I get you...

The birds are;
Front: White Wagtail Motacilla alba alba (The pied Wagtail is just the British variant).
Back (top to bottom): (European) Robin Always forget the scientific name; Red-crested Pochard Netta rufina; (Western) Jackdaw Corvus monedula and Great Crested Grebe Podiceps cristatus.

It actually scares me I can remember the scientific names...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Is it making up for your lack of success with the none feathered variety?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *cries*
*fwaps over bird book*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# is that a tit on the front cover. everything sells better with a tits on the front cover
but nicely done tony.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Have you ever even seen a tit?
gb2birdlernen
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# the bird or the boobie?
yes to both. in real life too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Here you go, then:
A lovely pair of Great Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Ourrrgh. What a horrible looking site.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# All written in notepad in the most basic of html.
Buy some paintings off of me and I'll pay for someone to make it better...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Mine's all HTML done in notepad too. LINK2PAINTINGSPLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Okeydo
Paintings

main site:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *fwaps*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# booked marked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Nice, but
I'm not so sure about the way the pictures on the back share their border with the edge. Could they have the same yellow border as the front and the box on the lower back?

I guess on the full book, the cover will extend further into the fold that goes inside (whatever that is called).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Ah, just a paperback.
It's not so easy to border the pictures all the way round because of the way they'll cut it - apparently there's a margin of error, so you have to bleed the cover. To get the whole thing inside the edges and safe, there wouldn't be enough room for the text.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Excellent stuff
That will without fail end up on my desk to be added to our library, assuming your publisher sends it to us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)