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[challenge entry] He's got my vote


Yippee-ki-yay!

From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# YIPEE KIYAY!
With him in the whitehouse there'd be no need to have terrorists around...

Oh wait, so he could kill them on OTT ways.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I bet he feels like a tv dinner
betcha betcha betcha
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I was going to do a "bring on the wall" pic wth Ayrton Senna
but I think it might be too soon

Also I can't find any decent source images
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *clutches Babs' calves*
please, please, I beg of you, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yes I agree...he SHOULD do Ratzenberger instead
he never gets mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Ratzenberger aside (and everyone knows I love Cliff)
no more wall. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh I see
I honestly thought you were against the idea of a Senna joke.

I've been dipping in & out of B3ta today, so the bandwagon hasnt lodged in my brain yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No, it's been long enough I think
it's just that frigging wall nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Don't worry, I've abandoned the idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I could kiss you.
Don't worry, you're safe. I'm all the way over here, look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *squints*
Nope. Come closer...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *wheels self over to window*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You're on wheels!
How fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# You'd think that'd make me
a little less fucking invisible to some people, wouldn't you?

*huffs*

Fuck this, I'm off before I tear into all of you. Sorry to snap Babs. Not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I can just picture Palin with the comment 'Ho Ho Ho, Now I have a Machine Gun'
Hollywood rant after thinking back to Die Hard: Hollywood. When depicting people crawling through ventilation systems, do a bit of a background check by looking at the state of existing ventilation systems. They are filled to the brim with crap, dust, bugs, cobwebs, etc etc, and are not shiny clean implements to transport air only.
Also, Lifts do not freefall as often depicted. They are fitted with brakes to ensure this doesn't happen in the event of ALL connecting suspension being severed. Hollywood rant over
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# What if it was a brand new building?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Like the Nakatomi building, for instance
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# If it was a brand spanking new building, you'd still get a reasonably dirt vent. system.
The vent system will of course be installed before the building is signed off and cleaned up ready for use. You'll get building dust etc in the air, and transferred when the system is tested.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# What if it was a brand new building with the original vent system ripped out
and a new vent system put in, and not used yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# keep plugging away.
Yes, in that case, it would be spanking new and clean - but you mentioned an entire new building. once installed however, a system does not remain as shiny as Hollywood would have us believe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :)
Thought so!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *Grrrrr shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You'd like this site
www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/

if you haven't seen it already...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Tis a great site
I'm still a sucker for the movies at any rate :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It's only a film,you know for entertainment.
If it were real, he'd have been shot or captured in the first 20 mins!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No way man! That's John McLean (sp?)
he kicks ass and takes names for a living!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# what if it's just pretend
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# When I did the whole 'educational' bit for getting where I am now.
We had an entire 3 hour lecture on discussing various building/construction plotholes in the movies, and how they should work in the real world.
It spoils the magic knowing the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# bless ya heart
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *OCD's*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I always wondered about the point of freefalling lifts in movies.
Someone invented emergency liftbrakes in the late 19th century for christ's sake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You'd think hollywood would have caught up by now.
the whole freefalling lift thing has been done to death - so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Maybe they should do the same thing, but with escalators.
"Shit the motors have been cut. This escalator, IS GOING NOWHERE!"
*dramatic closeup on actors' faces*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# come to la, we'll have a few drinks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)