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THATS YOU THAT IS

Because doing something was better than doing nothing at all.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

ROFFLE!

EDIT: Obama is now leading 67 to 16 on projected votes :D

EDIT Edit: Make that 77 to 27

EDIT: Make that 84 to 27 :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

\o/

I might start using loffle now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)

LMAOFLE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

Ednakrabopoly

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

34 -103

there's no way mccain's coming back now.

*drinks more celebratory wine*

*hic*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

Yay :D

Already nigh on half way :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)

Through my 3 bottles of wine?

yes, yes I am.

HUZZARATIONS!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

Pfft!

I only have half a glass of cider left, so I think I may hit my bed soon :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

Ha, I landed on ITV a few minutes ago (somehow, don't ask)

I'm sure it said that McCain was winning 103 to 34. Probably just wishful thinking on their part.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

wishful?

*slaps*

The bbc coverage is quite amusing...

david dimbleby - 'now... this is a...er...BIG state, so... good then. Right, what's going on then? that's gone to the democrats, so that's good, cause it's a... er... BIG state.'

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

Not wishful on my part, brah.

*shudder*
I just switched over. Is that Jeremy Vine?
I might put it on mute for a few minutes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

I AM JEREMY VINE

LIKE CLARKSON PAXMAN AND A SPLASH OF ALAN PARTRIDGE ALL SHIT INTO A GREAT BIG MELTING POT

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

But he is Tim Vines

bro and Tim Vine is well funny :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

True.

But that doesn't make him less tedious, it just means he's related to a comedian.

I like Tim Vine, but somehow Jeremy's voice is, to me, as soothing as being massaged with coarse sandpaper. Sandpaper that is on fire.

He doesn't belong in broadcasting.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Christ, is that his brother?

I think if they just switched jobs everything would work out for the better.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)

YES!

yes yes yes
*runs for the gin*

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

furt?

fart that hurt?

(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

I imagine it as a wet fart noise,

you know, one with liquidy follow through.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

eww

(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

Sorry.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

Bahhhhhhahahahaahahahaha

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

Here's your hummus...

Beyatch

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

this made me laugh so much

i had a coughing fit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

Mission accomplished

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

your mission is to make me cough?

are you a benylin salesman?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

She's onto us.

FISSION MAILED

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

*hides infra-red goggles*

i saw nothing!

ooo, last man standing is on! back in an hour!
*buggers off to look at half-naked, muscular men*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

Methinks....

she needs a good shag...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

Does a catholic forest bear shit popes?

Edit: PS I have just eaten something so delicious I can hardly believe it - Wild raspberry sorbet with dairy ice cream.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

Just looked at your profile...

Have you taken a myers-briggs test?

I'm INTP

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

Can't remenber off hand, didn't Myers-Briggs do more

than one though.
I have done timed tests under exam conditions and they were standard IQ + aptitude.
I got more into the TA and therapy side.

edit: ah the Type Indicator, years ago, will have to take it again.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

here's a goos explanation...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)

INTP at a guess,

although some of these characteristics are probably pretty flexible at first glance.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)

I think I was INTJ in that, which was quite pleasing as the summation title they give that is:

MASTERMIND

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)

Transactional Analysis is useful

and they finally started to use it in training teachers some years ago.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)

I do not speak psychology, I only have a scant experience with it due to pensively probing at people until they break down and cry.

Though your profile does have a left/right brain hemisphere test, so you can't be that good a psychologist if you believe that old bollocks!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)

Enough to know you are defensive and judgemental.

So you know how seriously I take profile analysis from a free website?

edit: you could have asked "what's that then?"

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)

I was only joking you know.

And I would have replied earlier to you calling me judgemental and defensive but there's not much else you can say other than fuck off you useless quack!

I am just joking honestly, I have a great love of psychology but I just have no clue what any of the actual written stuff means due to never studying it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)

Studying it helps

although there is miles of verbiage and a lot of "rearranging old crap to get a book out" stuff.
I like psychology but prefer the info I can actually use.

Cutting irony is fun too.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)

Oh me too.

I just took one.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Benylin

The really hard stuff

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

BRA!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

PANTS!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

Vegetarian shit!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

I hear it smells like dead ants look.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)

grey are the lemkid!

You missed a tiny penis off one of them :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

chickpeas in, chickpeas out.

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Shiksa, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

/still finds this homagery a bit confusing.

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)

OH HAI.

*cloaks*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

I should probably stop this madness.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

Argh, that word is confusing.

In fact I could only pronounce it similarly to homunculus, or so it sounds identicaly to Omar Sherif.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

SCAT

Two guys, one cup (of peas)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

wheedles out anim for the umpteenth time...

if asked.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

I'd like to see it please.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

which one?

the one where the guy farts him self or the finickity poo eaters...?

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

Oh god! I didn't know there would be choice!

.. i... I have.. no idea...

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

Do Pinball wizard!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

you are not wrong

my wrist is supple.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

I AM TEH OXFD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

And I officially like the word "titting".

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

Not the shagpile again... :((

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

PORR SHARGPIL

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

;_;

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)

yay furt is a nice word too

pleasant

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)