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# are you watching it on iPlayer?
has iplayer crashed?
feel free to lie about results in this moment on blindess
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I have the TV next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# oh rly
what are u both watching?
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I am watching the BBC.
Ediie Izzard is being interviewed now :D

Edit: It is currently 207 - 135.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Surrounded by ladies in the most well placed party ever
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ...go back to the swamp...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# *inserts*
*inserts*

*inserts*

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*inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Hah, ITV still says 129
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Why the fuck would you watch ITV for news?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# It's got that bloke from Police Camera Action presenting it, which makes everything seem TENSE!
Plus I've got the sound off so it doesn't really make any difference.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well flip over to the BBC and turn the sound on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# This...
every now and again i give fox, sky, and itv a look... they're all a bit shite though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Fox I don't mind
for seeing the other side to me biased, Sky is easily chewable, but ITV is just ultimate fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ^This
CNN Politics, don't really watch telly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I've set up a chatroom for b3tans on the election
if any of you want real-time chatter

b3ta.belm.co.uk/jirc/

Change your name when you join as it defaults to "Fatty"...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# BBC television news really isn't the standard it once was.
Still better than all the other channels but since the have your say stuff and the constant infatuation with celebrities and strictly come dancing the entire point of news has fucked off.

The World Service is still pretty much the standard it once was, but sadly people base their knowledge and understanding of current events on what they see on the television.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# *hugs*
completely agree, when did people lose their rotten minds. News just makes me absolutely mad these days, have to leave the room.
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I very much concur.
I purely watch the news for facts. I make my own decisions on what to believe.

Anyhoo, I think I may go to bed and watch the last hour or so in warmth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Agree totally with the World Service
*stands, salutes, goes all British (for 3secs)*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i'm back up and running
and!!....and...!!...who is this drunk woman?
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Pfft!
She is a feminist writer.

She is an idiot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# EVERY TIME I FUCKING POST
THERE YOU ARE, GIVING IT THE WHOLE 'OH LOOK AT ME IM SUSHI BOY, LOOK AT ME, ARENT I AMAZING AND AWESOME AND SPECIAL AND WONDERFUL'.

you're a bastard face shit you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I shall now have to close my eyes whenever we make love...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# ......parents fighting
*hides in room, plays loud music*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# you know the music is only playing
to cover the sounds of furious wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# win/win
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# this is true
*digs out fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# its not win/win if u come into my room with that
*turns down music ready to scream*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# who said i'd be going anywhere near your room?
these are MY toys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Batteries?
Kick started more like.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# kick started
are you implying that my sexytiem fun toys are cumbersome antiques?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Merely specialist
high horsepower models for extreme conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ah, right.
*judders across the room at eyeball-oscillating speeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Pfft
Reminds me of the woman who went to a supermarket with love eggs and fainted into the frozen peas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# heheh
i'd heard something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# The introduction under her name read:
'Feminist and author.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# what is her name?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
I dunno, she went away quite a while ago...

She looked like that really annoying wine critic woman though if that's any help!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# jilly goulden?
she's an irritating fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# That's the one!
she IS an irritating fuckwit. And she has shit taste in wine. And shit hair. And a shit face. And shit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# yes!
i'd like to cunt her squarely in the fuck with a crusty dog-shit-smeared welly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# she'd smell that a mile off
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# hmmm
faecal overtones with a distinct carroty bouquet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
#
I shall tell truths... Iowa for Obama so he needs 9 + California.

P.S. The pic at the top is very good
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# He's supposed to take the whole west coast.
You do the math, I don't know the numbers bar Cali at 55.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Obama 207 - Charlton Athletic 0
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Oi you cunt!
We would score at least 1 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# We?
I didn't know you were on the team. Though I can't have particularly high hopes for them if you are.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Pfft!
Well I support them and have been a season ticket holder for many years :D

So who do you support then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# None of them.
In the same way I don't support teams of video gamers and watch their triumphs and losses as if they posed any real interaction or significance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Oooh!
Get you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I honestly can't think of a single spectator sport I can plausibly enjoy watching. Not one.
Participating in, but not watching.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Charlton are shite!
Watford arent much better mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
#
Or Doncaster...

most success per pound though!
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# PFT!
Watford are going down the shitter... we've lost all of our money... all of it, so we're selling any players which are any good whatsoever, which means we'll be even shitter and never get a nice rich foreign investor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
#
Doncaster are playing it cool and refusing to even have free loan players in case they run out of money.

Or because Windass is a silly name, what do I know?
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# bwahahaha
Windass... I think I heard that name on the radio earlier, but I thought I must have heard it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Isn't he off to Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# it's at times like this
i'm glad i'm from liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
#
I went to Liverpool two weeks ago and I've never had so many threats for my trainers.

My friend broke the spinny trees too. Win.
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:28, archived)
# i've never been threatened for my trainers
possibly because i don't wear them. or tracksuits. or pyjamas in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# My shed in N.Wales
is safer still.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# is there homebrew in this shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Yes and tools, compost and Leaves
although it is diminishing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# as long as there is homebrew
i'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I'll actually leave the shed one day
probably after building a seamhorse with real bikes.


/must get out more (at all)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# build it and they will come
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Not THEM
they don't know where I live, I think.

Time to stop looking at this screen, guitar and last beer calls, goodnight Smashmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)