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# One of those 'Got to get this out of my head and into Photoshop' moments
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Would. Poem.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# my face is so round
round like hearts aren't
I want love to be found
but I know I shan't

oh what is life for me
but pain and misery
I can't even put eye shadow on properly
I am a shit.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# !
Proper lol!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *listens closely to the tin*
it's....it's telling me to talk dirty to it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# likely story...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# yeah...
any excuse, eh?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# take my lid off..
nice and slowly like

now repetatively screw it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *struggles with child-proof cap*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# least you know the tins not a paedophile
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha!
very nice. Woo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *tries to imagine that fooowwwooomph!! sound*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it didn't do the triangle
LIEZ!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)