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[challenge entry] The essential 'macho' product..

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# woo
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Actually, I've goofed here I think, await an edit...
I'm not sure it works this way around, thinking about it
/gets very confused at this time of an evening.
Right. Fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i thought you might have
those numbers are wrong, that's actual size and any man will tell you that's ten inches
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I was thinking cock-specific inches
Because it was mentioned earlier... But that'd be the other way... *scratches head*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# It works now
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# That's how
I interpreted it. Either that or non-Imperial European men are arses.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Depends if you think in metric.
I think inches is the SI unit for cockage, though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think it works now on the edit...
/thinking 6" in reality is really 12", meaning that 30cm would equal 24"
//Not me, obviously

///Bloody hell. Why didn't I just stick to shopping magenta cocks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# remind me never to get you to draw any plans for an extension
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Plus,
the numbers read from the opposite direction on the other side of a ruler...
(dxg, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# yes, I know this, but for the purposes of the gag, it'll do
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It's not
In Europe we use cm. 21cm is alright.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *waits for*
Star Trek animation.

pfft estimation
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I might be retarded
But I don't get it. At all :( Except that the inches don't match the centimetres *shrug*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# its a conversion to shoe sizes i believe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You know what they say
about blokes with big shoes...
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# they have trouble buying shoes and wear big socks?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That'll do, pig
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# baking powder?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# OK so I read that as Shatner resistant...
is it sleeping tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Heh, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# subtle
i like

(obviously no use to myself, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# two front teeth?
*punch* loffle :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Why I oughtta..!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# But is it Shatner Resistant?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# well, it ain't shatner's bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# it's a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i'm made up if i get drugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think
I made one of those once.

Errrm, on b3ta. Not in reallife.

EDIT: And woo! How rude of me!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# that's better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# cheers.
/still searching for my pills
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Dried frog pills?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# RIS
RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)