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From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Is that a fat lady?
Is she singing?

woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Fat Lady singing!
That is Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Breasts
are mesmerising...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hers?
or just breasts in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I've never met a pair...
...I didn't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Breasts in general
but ones that go up and down like that are good.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)
# now that's
the outfit I need...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Not
if I get to it first!!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# fight you
for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Only
if I get to wear my wrestling mask
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)
# if I don't win the fight
I won't be wearing anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Now that
is a thought I will take to bed with me tonight.

ahem.cough.splutter.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)
# are you any good at metalwork?
the breastplate on that isn't quite my size...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Well I can
bash things about a bit, if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# handy :) ta
I'm off to bed now... night night
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] her bazookas scare me
excellent, excellent!

ooh and while I'm at it, I'll post a relevant erm...repost

hooooge clicky
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# haha!
i think it was fnord earlier who said that the "opera strike won't be over until the far lady sings!".
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha ha...
fab :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Mmm valkarye (is that how you spell it?)
Should it be a compy entry?

oh it is, fool!
(Braindeadleper, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Not a fool
Forgot first time
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Phew
.
(Braindeadleper, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# oh god
i'd just hit reply, in order to express my impressedness, when something moved. you jolly well know what moved. i nearly had a cardiac. anyway, i am still expressing my impressedness, though i'm finding it hard to type whilst in a state of the shock.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)
# What moved?
your cock?






sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# are you...
...still drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)
# i've had a quarter of a can of kronenbourg
so yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
# i've been programming
this happens to me when i've been programming

which is why i want to be a programmer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I'm giving serious thought...
...to going to the fridge, opening a beer and having my first drink in weeks, nay months.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Congrats on Challenge
Absolutely my favourite too... except for your other robots :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
# thanks
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)
# why so long?
i mean, it's a noble achievement and all that, but feats of inhuman sobriety are not common among scots.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I'm nearly always driving...
...or driving the next morning.

What the hell... I'm going to get some beer and get wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)