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# WHAT CAME FIRST, TOAST OR THE TOASTER?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# was they having a wanking match?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# INNIT BRUV
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Bruv?
I've also been called Sir today also - I'm begining to question my own gender here especially as Wil's treatment of Eddie Izzard has unhinged me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha sorry it was your mangling of the english language :)
talk proper like what I do, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I certainly don't speak Chavish!
what's wrong with my grammar then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Is she ill?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# methinks 'twas the "was they having"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Well how do you use past tense
I could not have wrote - Are they having a wanking match? which is present tense. Were they having a wanking match? might be more correct but I'm not classically educated other than being pushed through Secondary Education - self-taught/motivated through college etc. So sorry if my English isn't perfect...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# were they is right and i was mere;y explaining, i'm genuinely not havin a dig!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ahem *dons intellectual spectacles*
"was they having a wanking match?"

surely

"were they having a wanking match?"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# "Masturbatory Challenge"
With your host.. Jeremy Paxwank!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# good grammer
and proficient wanking go hand in hand, I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# TOAST IS FIERCE LONG STAMINA YEAH BRAH.
Anyway, everyone knows toasters pop after only a minute or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Naked fire

Pfftt I said naked
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# that depends...
How broad is your definition of "toaster"?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# The instrument/object/person making/used to make toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *raises a glass*
To Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# To Toast!
Wait... this isn't wine... OH DEAR GOD HAPPYTOAST! WHAT DID YOU DO IN MY GLASS YOU SICK BASTARD?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# tumor in a blender, gets 'em every time....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# He pissed in your drink.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh thank god, its only piss. I thought it was lambrini.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# In that case
Toast.

Yay to toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# In your FACE space coyote!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)