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# ITV News Penis jacket
My girlfriend was watching ITV news at lunch time, when she saw this amazing jacket, took a photo and sent me a picture message of it.





Classic cock
(binarymilk Rossz csillag alatt született, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
I'd have a gander through the FAQ while you're at it.

EDIT: Obviously modelled on Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What about the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's a great read.
The butler did it in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# spoilers you dick. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I didn't say he did it in the end of what:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ok, it's an anal creampie I get the idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still has more nutritional content that a MacDOnald's apple pie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Who's end?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# The's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yours, if you are lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that's what I wanted to hear.
yeah, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# well she is a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Never met her:P
Well there was that one time at band camp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
#

EDIT: Referring to physical size, not filesize, FAQsters :p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# War wigwam!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it has a mouth and little black eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# you posted that crap, you have now pushed all the good stuff down the board with that piece of crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you're only saying that because you were at the top
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# no
It's ok if it is a picture that some one has shopped or made from scratch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# But that would imply RPS was crap...
Is there no god?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# RPS is only crap if the photo is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# not on a sunday there isn't
he's hiding from all the worshippers
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I can imagine a booming, etheral, voice over the congregation:
"LA LA LA LA. I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# one banana, two banana, 3 banana more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# how can you not like a cock suit?
its one of a kind
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# a picture of a bitch wearing a cock suit, is one of a kind
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha - can it be milked?
minor tj...
this happened 100yds from my house a few weeks ago:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# were they aiming for your house
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# no;
overtaking a van that was turning right
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# stupid sods, serves them right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# or
swerved them left
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# classic cock? a description of yourself?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# pffft
how are you my meaty friend
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# bored shitless, recovering from what I suspect was a bit of food poisoning and trying to nut out a costume that makes me look like a playing card.
you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# working.
i win.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# There there pal, it's a very amusing image, I like how a poppy suddenly turns into an obscure Prince Albert piercing
All the same I feel I must prewarn you for the wrath that you may endure for such a size of the image. I would have suggested editing it to a smaller size and then a zoomed image of the cock pocket at hand (one photoshopped in a hand wouldn't be amiss either) Nevertheless it's early afternoon on a sunday so you may not face a full disciplinary hearing but you may get some comments as it appears you already have. Still I tittered.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I thought 85 kB was ok now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I was thinking more of the visual aspect, i.e it's rather large compared to a domesticated centipede.
I have no qualms about the file size however, I'm not much of a bother about that, really I download enough and use an internet connection so precarious it might as well be a likelyhood I get cut off as I write this.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# 's not that big :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Big enough to cause two complaints.*
And I have had a domesticated centipede. T'was a lovely beast from down near Stroud.

*Edit: well one with a Wedge inspired theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Centipedes are awesome.
I have a cornsnake
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Centipedes are evil bity poisonous fuckers
The big ones, anyway. Not domesticated ones though, because they'd be de-venomed.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Indeed :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# well I had to take images of centipedes for a project I did
I exaggerate when I say domesticated, what it was a beast I basically put in a tupperware box, in my defense, however, if you can't escape from there, I'd say your feral quality has to be considered carefully.
Nevertheless from the pictures I took I made a centipede from pears soap and wax


Click for slightly Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# FAQ says 100 now for stills, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Awwww!
*Puts torch and pitchfork away*
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# READ THE FAQ!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It's probably a good idea to do this.
Even with my lack of postage (frankly I blame the odd A level and foundation course consuming my time) I too have read the leviathan of knowledge and etiquette.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# bit poorly aimed for a prince albert
i thought that was supposed to be on the bell
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's true
I guess my imagination just jumped to a conclusion that wasn't there since it wanted to use a classic symbol and turn it into something different in that brilliant post modern sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Lunch time today?
Doubtful, armistice day's over. Nobody's wearing their poppies any more
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# She probably got told she didn't have to wear it any more
she then beat the shit out of that person, because she wants to wear it

edit: plus it is only 12:48, so it's not lunch time yet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I will wear my poppy with my cock jacket!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I have a feeling she has a big anger issue, does that Katie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Agreed on it not being lunch time yet
My beef lunch has just gone in the oven :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# me want beef :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# With chilli, cinnamon and coriander!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# lovely, might have to go and get some beef and make foods
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I can't remember what beef tastes like.
It's over £5 / lb here just for poor-quality mixed meat mince.
And we're surrounded by f***ing cows, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# where are you?
it is only about £2 at tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Switzerland.
They have a government-sponsored mark-up to price out the foreign imports. I can buy Swiss cheese cheaper in Frnace than in Switzerland...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Switzerland is fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I have a Victory pin, it's still pretty dapper but kind of pisses on all those really sadly inexpensive graves for all the German soldiers and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# eh?
I'm confused.. Have I done something wrong?

(binarymilk Rossz csillag alatt született, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# No you haven't
But some people complain about real (un-altered photos)
Yours however has a b3ta meme (cdc) in it so it is ok for a quiet day like today
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)