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# I'm not letting this board be awash with tea.
This is the correct hot beverage. All these coffee worshippers can't be wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# its a shame they are though...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# tea,tea,lovely tea!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# would you like a cup of tea?
DRINK DRINK DRINK
FECK OFF CUP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# 'ah now father,what would YOU say to a nice cup of tea?'
'feck aff,cup!'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# just pour it down my throat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# DRIIIINNNNKKKKKK!!!!!!
*smashes furniture*
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# YES!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# "Remember when Father Jack's head went septic?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# 'wow,a stage twelve,i never thought i'd see one.'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# They'll all trample themselves to death in a minute
Don't have to put up with this coffee shit much longer
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# it's all lies
tea would kick their arses, all at the same time

;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Chuck Norris tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
The next nearest thing
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It might brew on Thursday.
If it can get the parts. But that last tea bag was a right cowboy job.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# this vid still fills me with joy
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

(another b3tans, not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# there is now a Lancashire Tea
bout time we showed them yorkshire folk how to make a proper brew
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yorkshire Tea Gold FTW
or Hard Water if you must
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# we have loverly welsh water
none of that hard water shite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# too much
chlorine round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# /WW1 blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# welsh water 1?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# wet wipes 1
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# waterpolo walrus 1!!omgone
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# wanking wallabies 1 : backdoor sluts extraordinaire!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hard water is tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# i hated the stuff
had it in Bristol and ended up getting a filter and filter kettle after 2 years.

although it did cause me to brew my tea for longer than i used to, so i drink better tea these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You big picky wuss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ^
Get my water out of that filter.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# if they are religious
...they are wrong.

coffee ftw tho.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hmm
it's not really coffee unless you hand pick the beans, and then roast them on a fire of your own semen though is it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I can see even Ray Mears having trouble lighting that.
"This is what the tribesmen refer to as 'salty fire.' Bit hard to get started, though. Now I'm going to collect some fuel..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ray mears
couldn't light a hob ring on an electrolux mx290 gas cooker
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I like that old dude he knocks around with sometimes.
He is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I have been wanting a starbucks coffee all day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# americano?
mocha?

which one dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# This new fangled one called "Coffee"?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I knew some cunt would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahaha
And you call me the cunt, Mr Pretentious :P

It's amusing to see Starbucks staff go "eh?" when you ask for a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# for the last time *pulls out flick knife*
I would like, a medium, BLACK, FUCKING COFFEE, to go.

IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD YOU TWERP?

had one of the big bastards of a big americano in costa a few months ago, was handed a pair of goggles and speedos whilst the fire service filled it up
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# OMG! Everyone should all be like you.
Then we could all drink the same and talk the same! OMGLOL!!11!!

;(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# my head is hurting
i'm not sure whether that sarcasm is directed at me, or at the coffee bar industry.


also, please keep me informed with news about Carla the elephant, I know some celebrities who may be willing to get involved in a televisual drive to help save her, including Mr Nicholas Parsons
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hehe
it was directed at you, not everyone likes 'just coffee'. Anyway...

An elephant could no more stick its trunk up its arse than we could lick our balls
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# "we"?
/Prince blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# let us pray to mocha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# That's the pun I've been missing the whole time!
WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# New image challenge?
Coffee vs Tea?

It worked for elephants/crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ah
but was that not a subversion of a challenges simply labelled "crabs"?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Nah,
The elephants thing was going before the challenge.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# my bad
I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# we should revist some of the oldest compos
like monkey's v penguins
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Or animals using their rhyming counterparts
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# like mousey cheese?
for example?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Coffee is made of awesome and win
However, Starbucks et al are balls.

Fresh-ground from your own coffee machine is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I LOVE COFFE I LOVE TEA
I LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND IT LOVES ME
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I LOVE JAFFA CAKES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I hate Jaffa Cakes :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I LOVE JAFFA CAKES
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Living up to the name, eh?
Way down among Brazilians,
Coffee beans grow by the billions.
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill.
Man, they've got a lot of coffee in Brazil.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/246595
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
You can't get cherry soda
'Cause they've got to sell their quota
And the way things are, I guess they never will.
Man, they've got a lot of coffee in Brazil.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# to the tune of the family ness?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I feel a song mash coming on.
Frank Sinatra. My kid loves that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I'm a Jaffaholic.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8946166
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# tea and eggys for dindins!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# coffee is gorgeous
but tea doesn't give me migraines, so tea wins by default.
and with that, i'm off to bo-bos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Night!
I'm off too.
Bloody time difference...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# pah! there are better pastry beverages than this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# definitely tea time
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# teaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# this is one of my favourites
though i don't think i'd really like octopus tea
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# no,
it would be full of squink
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Octopus?
I thought it was a spider... *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# this is what happens to me most days
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Perfect dunk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)