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# and bernard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I love Bernard
Especially with her beard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# she may be a sad old woman with an udder fixation
but i love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Patsy Byrne's a total sweetie
I rather suspect she wasn't actually acting AT ALL...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# she is a sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hell yes.
Anything with Nursie gets my vote.

Having said that, I can squeak like Queenie, and obviously because of the hair that's given me a bit of a nickname at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you can do the queenie squeak?
lucky you! my voice is about the same level as melchett's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Same annoyed nose wrinkle too, apparently.
I'm about as terrifying as a scone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *pours into bucket*
*puts in fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Put him in the freezer = freebsicles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *openly masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Terrible mental image.
Cockfronds. Eep. *scrubs brain*

Please b3ta boys, don't chop your willies in half.

;-) yes I know, I'm only joshing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
*shakes head*

I'm sad that I thought you'd chose to understand it in the cockfronding sense.

I suddenly need to pee.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# If I'm honest, it was the second thing I thought of.
*waggles hands* you doooon't neeeeed to peeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I do.
Your internet hypnotism has failed this time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's because I've got my glasses on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# well, at least you're open about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It only endangered my job a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# you need a new job
one where visual self-fondling is encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You two are a very sexy pairing
dya know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# People go on about women on the internet either not existing or being crap
all b3ta women (well, most) prove that theory very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# we don't just know it
we love it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I can do Queenie speak too
But impersonating Bernard's more fun:

"You're so clever today, you ought to be careful your foot doesn't fall off"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *claps happily* She's the best thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# mouthies open nursie should be shut
but it's true, sweet one. i had 3 sisters named donald, eric and basil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# best episode?
Sir Flashheart in the elizabethan era. Flashheart and Bob. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# also the baby eating bishop of bath and wells
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# BEND OVER, BLACKADDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I WILL DO ANYTHING
TO ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You're preaching to the converted chap,
I've seen those polaroids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# nursie!
i like it firm and fruity!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# BRIDESMAID! LIKE THE BEARD!
GIVES ME SOMETHING TO HANG ON TO!

MELCHETT! STILL WORSHIPPING GOD? LAST I HEARD HE STARTED WORSHIPPING ME! AHA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *LOLs like a big fool*
superb...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# best line in all comedy ever
I love flashheart :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)