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# I wonder how big her dick is.
woo and 'ningles teh b3tards.

I have an important decision to make.
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Full English
BRING ON THE STROKE
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# Naaa
I've already had one before I logged on to b3ta:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Have another
I DEMAND IT
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# *sigh*
OK
*logs on to youporn*
*looks for hankies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *Opens umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Voted!
You know it is the only real choice!

Ning Ghosty! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# 'ningles teh sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Full English
Just because I can't have one.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Heggles are making a comeback though.
Although I'd have to be arsed to make that but I can go out for a fry up. Saying that I'd have to walk a while to get to a decent one. If I go to the place across the road I have to tell the waitress to tell the chef that I don't want ends with solid yolks (he can fuck up friend, scrambled and poached) and that I want fresh bacon not stuff he cooked earlier and shoved in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Just fry it all up in the same pan
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# I'm ill
If I go in public at least I have the chance of infecting some one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# GIVE THEM FACIAL AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Maybe an arse sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
#
"The Germans have more than fifty ways of preparing pork, several of which are probably illegal in the US, but they canot make bacon"

Goes for Switzerland, too.
German sausages are awesome, but the Swiss ones are awful. It also costs a minimum of £1.20 per sausage for even the saltiest, fattiest, most sawdust-laden economy sausages.

sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I lived for quite a while if Switzerland
I know I had some lovely sausaged there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Where?
WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I had the nice sausages or where I was?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# First sausages.
Then your story.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Had some lovely horse ones in Neuchatel.
I used to work in Switzerland, I lived in Neuchatel, Basil, Pratalan and Burne.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm in Bern.
It's pretty enough. I like Neuchatel a bit more, though. Thins are a lot more relaxed on the Romande side of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I lived for about four months in Hotel Beau Lac in Neuchatel.
For free too:D I loved 'The Naughty Chateax' as we called it. THere two women to every guy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Eeeees niiiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You knows it!
le Romande for the muthafunking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I do feel a bit happier going over the Rostigraben.
Not just because I can manage French a bit better than German.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Germans are rubbish, as everyone knows!
French Swiss people are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This fact amazed me in Lausanne!
Why the hell is meat so damn expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Coz the have to eat only the finest Nazi gold before they are taken to the slaughter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Government subsidies.
Imports are massively taxed to be more expensive than Swiss produce. The Swiss farmers know this, so can charge what they like and the standards are low, but they will always get the money they want. Also, the large nationalistic streak of the local populace means they will buy Swiss over better imports.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That's a bit of a generalisation
I'm sure that there's are morally proud farmers in there. They'er probably the ones that yodel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Nope.
Monopoly is not just a board game here...
And even if a farmer did sell his stuf cheaply, then the supermarkets would mark it up. We have effectively only two supermarkets here and what few other stores there are are usually owned by one of those two. Same wit the electronics stores, clothing shops, almost everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# My spelling's gone to pot this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I meant farmers that produced quality meat.
There's always a market.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ah yes.
This is true. If you don't mind really paying out. I've had steak once since we got here and that was at a friend's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ah I see.
I bought some mince one night to cook, and it was about 10francs for a quarter of a kilo of beef! And that in a country that is supposedly famous for its cows :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# In Neuchatel the have a cow festival.
They dress their cows up and parade them through the streets:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Such lunacy :D When I was there, I went to a Brass Band festival in Montreux. It was absolutely amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# YOu know what I miss.
You remember about 6-7 years ago they did an international cow festival and they took a 100 idenital lifesized cow models, had the lot painted on by artists and displayed in prominant public places round the world?
It was fantastic. Wandering round town and seeing bizaare looking bovines in the must unusual places then you'd come back in a month's time and there'd be a different one near where the previous one had been.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yes, I remember that!
It was fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# eggy soldiers!
a full english is tasty, but it's impossible to feel down when you're eating a dippy egg
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# I can't see why they can't be combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I think that is a task that no mortal man could undertake!
Your pants would explode and you'd end up lying in a pool of your own breakfast glee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# One of the most disturbing images ever
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# This is why we do not combine the two!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# dippy eggs and crispy bacon
go together like obesity and internet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# You didn't last long at the Samaritan's did ya?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# my new self-help book: "dippy eggs and jaunty hats"
is out next week
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *reserves copy*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# excerpt from chapter 5: the power of small animals
choose your animal carefully to match your hugging style. an animal that is too large may be hard to keep still for long enough to hug. an animal that is too small will burst under pressure (though this may be advantageous under extreme stress situations- refer to appendix C: "bloodbaths and killaxing")
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# \o/ :D
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# yays
The release date for my new book, THe Karma Sutra (the pop up version) is out next week too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Mine's out next week, too!
But it's much more boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I have honestly seen a book called
THe Karma Sutra - For One in a bookstore before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# dippy egg! DIPPY EGG!!!
ning ghosty :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# If I did
I think I'd have to go to Mark's and get some double yolkers!

'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ooh, posh eggs
we get double yolkers from the farm up the road. verr nyom :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Strange fact for ya
Eggs generally do come from ffarms:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you think you're sooooo clever, don't ya.
With your M+S eggs, and your fancy city ways...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Yes. Yes I do.
*flants his la di da electrickery*

While obviously being afluent* enough to buy tons of M&S luxury hampers and throw them at passing peasants. I was refering to Mark. The guy who has the egg stall on North End Road Market.

I did actually type flatuant the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
Solution:
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# I am actually regretting not adding eggs benedict to that list.
ningles.

If we shook you would all the necessary ingredients dorp out of you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)