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# She has a face like a smacked trout supper...
...In that film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# But you live in the Fens!
instant opinion invalidation...

Edit: I'm messing with you! You know I'm messing!

Edit Edit: The defence rests, your honour: You can hardly describe a smile like that as any kind of smacked fishy repast, sir.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *tells you how it all ends to spoil it for you*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ah - but it hasn't got onto the torrents yet....
nyer!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# 2 days, to go and a new 24 tonight to help pass the time
tv is good this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ah yes, indeed.
Did you catch Survivors last night, not too shabby, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I was pleasantly suprised by that
lots of glaring oversights and suchlike, but quite entertaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it's the BBC...
what do you expect?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Season 7 of 24, without flippin advert breaks every 10 mins like Sky does
David Dimbleby being the new Chair of 'I'm Sorry I Haven't Clue'
Sean Pertwee being the new Doctor Who

That's what I expect. Mind you, that's not what is likely to happen...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Course it has.
As screeners...

Reasonable quality screeners too

Also: iPlayer is NOT RealPlayer

*blows a raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# That's not what I said.
It uses the flash plug-in as a wrapper to leverage Real Media streams.
and I should bloody know, I was on the initial development team at BBCW.

*double raspberry trifles!*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I'm intrigued
That says it's not using it, and is using Flash purely with a VP6 (or H264) codec.

I know for local stuff it's still mostly RealPlayer, but is streaming iPlayer stuff really RealPlayer*

*I'm not questioning your knowledge, I'm just trying to clarify
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# My apologies..
Not trying to be arsey at all, it really is the most pig-awful lash-up in the history of anything.
The Beeb couldn't dump all their legacy stream-creation workflow, so they mangled the whole lot together into this abomination.
It was all born out of the abortive Real-based BBC.com (note the .com, hence commerical) News Service, that one had to pay for.
It's a disgrace, much as Joe S already pointed out.

That's why you get this awful degrade from H 264 codec, due it being delivered by one system, deployed to the browser via another.
And don't even get me started on the Mac support.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Listen live Radio
"Depending on your station, as detailed in this guide, you may be able to listen to a Real or Windows Media Audio live stream. Real may adjust the bit-rate depending on your connection, but we offer live streams at 64kbps."

A lot of the local live streaming stuff needs Realplayrer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# 'Tis true
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# She looks like that boy that was in the Borrowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Is there something wrong with me?
I think she's very cute.

*books therapy session*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# No, not in the slightest
I just really don't think she's anything special.

As for the body, meh. I'd honestly rather have someone with a bit of meat on them.

OH MY GOD I MUST BE SO JEALOUS etc. Nah. I'd rather do me, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i'd rather do you to.
so it's a deal then?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hang on.
What van? Get in the who? What's that guy doing with that tranquiliser gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *bzzz*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hang on a mo...
You're far more lovely than she could ever be.
I should have made that clearer...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha bless you
I wasn't angling. It's just usually if a bigger girl says that she doesn't think a thin girl's attractive all the boys cry 'JEALOUSY!'.

I'm not jealous. I had a 16 year old's body when I was 16, I don't need to have one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Angle all you want, honey
I was only saying what I find to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D you're a lovely chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'd like to hurt her
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Class response, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I'd like to do her some harm
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# OK, reading you loud and clear...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'd like to leave her needing hospitalisation
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# she has the most beautiful body tho
have u seen her in hitman?

edit: she's called OLGA wtf... forget what i said. bah. disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I have indeed, and she's a definite BOBFOC
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I did a lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Olga.. what's the problem?
she's russian.. all russian/ukranian chicks are hot (until they reach 30.. then they become fat and dandy)

ex1: Mila Kunis
ex2: Mila Jovovich
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think you need to hand your penis in,
you're obviously too shit to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# BOGFOSTS
Body Of a God, Face Of a Smacked Trout Supper
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Bogfosts sounds like some Cornish music festival
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It is
it's held in Mevagissey a month after darkie day
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)