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# *sobs*
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(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# psst!
*B3ta chick living on the same continent as you. Get in there my son!*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# she's from queensland, we might be related.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Even better
You don't have to worry about introducing her to your family.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Nah, that only happens in Tasmania
Doesn't it?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yes, but the englanders aren't to know that, spread rumours!!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Naughty boy!
BTW, it's a pretty big place - I'd love to know how many Aussies there are lurking. The ones already here are pure quality.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Naughty Girl!
Like the good Captain, I have lovely lady lumps.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oops! Sorry, lovely lady
That'll teach me not to check profiles!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *psssst*
Your car is GORGEOUS.
*runs away*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wow, thanks!
I love her to bits - She's a 1962 Compact Fairlane, and like a real girl, I've named her Fleur. She sits in the garage next to Floyd, and we hope one night they might mate and have cute little convertibles.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Bagsy the runt of the litter please. Thank you.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Done! :)
I opted not to have kids, choosing instead a wild and carefree existence, where I can buy as many old cars as I like. I love the finned models the best!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# it's like a Shakespeare comedy in here
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# At least it's not like Crufts....
/probably nowhere near obscure
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Bells.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# bayin'... aaaaa aaaa aaaatt the moooooon
But not sniffing, thank goodness.
EDIT: ^ Bells? Oh dear, I think I've lost the scent and am barking up the wrong end of a different stick.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i thought it was the blackadder episode bells,
based on the twelfth night, containing flashhart who keeps woofing. Although I've just remembered the line "god it's like crufts in here" comes from a later episode.

So I might be up the wrong creek without the paddle...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *is enlightened*
Ta!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# But with large comedy breasts
Like all the best functions.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# There's one lurking called the lamecamel.
TRANNY GIT!!!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# don't do that you dobber
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)