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# This all sounds really good, at the moment...


Chocolate, that is. Well, maybe I'll skip the drugs, too, but the rest sounds pretty bloody good.

Evening, all.
/hopes has not already bindun a million years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's morning here
which makes it likely that us Brits will RIS at this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah, I know, I'm a Gayshifter
Antipodean time notwithstanding, 'ning! then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Good Ning!
hehe - sorry


*edit* I like the fonting - take it you're a designer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I wish!
I'm actually a science nerd working a dual role as an OHS person. I just love the Magneto font

Oh, and the other font really looks like some heavy drinking has been completed already, which really rocks it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Then you're not a gayshifter:P
I@ve always been led to believe gayshifters and those in the Americas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Well, what time is it there?
It's now 9pm here in Aus, so since there is much 'ning-ing on the board, I assumed it was daytime there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Argh, ignore last stupid 'didn't notice the time stamp' comment
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# It's about 3am on the East coast (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# The girls there are well hip!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That, and you're typing perfectly coherently using both cases
instead of mashing the keyboard with your saliva soaked fists whilst dryhumping your restraint chair.

Ie- best. gayshifter. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *sobs*
FiNe FuX eVeRy1
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# psst!
*B3ta chick living on the same continent as you. Get in there my son!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# she's from queensland, we might be related.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Even better
You don't have to worry about introducing her to your family.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Nah, that only happens in Tasmania
Doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yes, but the englanders aren't to know that, spread rumours!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Naughty boy!
BTW, it's a pretty big place - I'd love to know how many Aussies there are lurking. The ones already here are pure quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Naughty Girl!
Like the good Captain, I have lovely lady lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oops! Sorry, lovely lady
That'll teach me not to check profiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *psssst*
Your car is GORGEOUS.
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wow, thanks!
I love her to bits - She's a 1962 Compact Fairlane, and like a real girl, I've named her Fleur. She sits in the garage next to Floyd, and we hope one night they might mate and have cute little convertibles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Bagsy the runt of the litter please. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Done! :)
I opted not to have kids, choosing instead a wild and carefree existence, where I can buy as many old cars as I like. I love the finned models the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# it's like a Shakespeare comedy in here
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# At least it's not like Crufts....
/probably nowhere near obscure
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Bells.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# bayin'... aaaaa aaaa aaaatt the moooooon
But not sniffing, thank goodness.
EDIT: ^ Bells? Oh dear, I think I've lost the scent and am barking up the wrong end of a different stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i thought it was the blackadder episode bells,
based on the twelfth night, containing flashhart who keeps woofing. Although I've just remembered the line "god it's like crufts in here" comes from a later episode.

So I might be up the wrong creek without the paddle...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *is enlightened*
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# But with large comedy breasts
Like all the best functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# There's one lurking called the lamecamel.
TRANNY GIT!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# don't do that you dobber
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# You Sir, are a Prince among men
Coherence is my specialty, followed closely by grammatical purity. Most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Lady, princess, why thank you. :D
Now I really am going for a cigarette, as I'm still pissed off with the printer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Captain amoungst Pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Of course, that as well. Yarr etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Captain Wow is a Queen amongst Mice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# now now!
:D yay for antipodeian coherency ( K3bAb excepted of course)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I meant that's what most gayshifters are like.
ZOMG LOL CAPITAL LETTERS HIDE MY INADEQUACY!!!!111!1!111!1
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and now we know why I type in lower case...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# you just don't have a good enough knowledge of chocolate style snacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I had you down as more of a bakery specialist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# wheres my sausage roll?
you retard


*woo for pic*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yes, yes, I've sent out for one for you
It will be at your door in a little while, because as we all know, it's a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll.

/can you self spang?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Caffiene!
It's a drug, it can be your drug :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Well, Coke (the drink) is one helluva drug
if you're allergic to caffeine, so yeah, pour me one, will ya, and get Barry The Time Sprout a saussie roll while you're up, ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Worst. Allergy. Ever.
Well, except nuts. And bees. And daylight. And latex. And oxygen.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Yeah, it really gets your heart racing doesn't it?
Brother-in-law can't drink the stuff, or eat chocolate. I don't know what joy he gets out of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# finally someone who get's the time right :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# You're Australian???!!!???!!!???!!!!!????andsomemore!!!????!!
when do you sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# it seems to be a little known.
and I sleep at night time. and i don't sleep a lot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ALONE
Well, maybe you are, or you wouldn't be online like I bloody well am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I am alone, I'm also an hour ahead of you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ha, southerner! ;)
I wish Qld would get with the twentieth century and adopt daylight saving.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# my mum is from qld, and hates daylight savings
Praise be to Jo...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Never heard of a RockyRoad, but it sounds great (despite the cashew nuts)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Rocky Road pales into insignificance when compared to Violet Crumble bars
They are truly glorious - light, crunchy honeycomb enrobed in a sumptuous layer of milk chocolate. There is a competitor which is similar, named "Crunchie", but it's not Aussie, and therefore, slightly inferior (looks down nose at the Cadbury corporation). And don't even get me started on the Chokito!
/dammit, I'm salivating.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ah well, two out of three's not bad
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Don't be sad
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Who's sad?
I don't like cashew nuts anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
now don't be sad
'cos two out of three ain't bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# But would you do anything for love?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Yep
But I won't do that. you filthy beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# He was amazing live
absolutely fucking legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# When he had a heart attack and was taken to a London hospital
I was request collecting for that hospital's radio station. I was outside his door but they wouldn't let me go in and ask if he wanted a song :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Ha Ha!
You took the words right out of my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# it's terrible.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Give me till 8pm, it's payday tonight.
RIGHT, ciggy time. Thank fuck. If I'd have spent any longer doing those sodding letters I'd have ended up belting someone. Stupid, stupid, wankyfaced BITCH of a printer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *continuing on a Meatloaf theme started by MrsTrellis*
Hot patootie bless my soul! I really love that Rocky Road!*

Contains traces of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I started a meatloaf theme?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Two out of three aint bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'm too sleepy to have made that connection
*snores*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8969461
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Let me sleep on it -
I'll give you an answer in the morning...

I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# \o/
*jukeboxes RIGHT NOW*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# mmmm chocwit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)