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# Thanks to T.Hanks!


Must've been done to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *watches 2 girls 1 cup*
I know whut love is jenny
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
Run Forrest, don't watch it, RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It's a great black comedy.
I think the irony went over much of the audience's heads - a bit like Withnail & I and Spinal Tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
audience's americans'
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Anyone that thinks the Americans don't "do" irony haven't seen Seinfeld.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I never watched Seinfeld.
I was rather busy pushing rusty razor blades into my eyes, after having rubbed a bucket of fresh shit into them as an entree.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Don't fuck on the beach drunk...
you might never come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# danger sex
can't wait :o)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# but Forrest didn't have a father
He's the one whole will bring balance to the force
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# He's the one whole will bring balance to the force?
Where does one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
dunno what happened there

damn darkness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# COCK TUUUUUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Maybe
your leg had just grow?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# So gonna to get some stick for that...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# That was Gump, this is Grump
Very similar but parallel life!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ah you see
Tom Hanks stopped acting after he did Gump so none of his films have been worth watching
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Life is like a box of midi-chlorians...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
Like it.

To quote Tom Lehrer (again)

"Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Jenny died of AIDS
you insensitive PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
JENNY GOT AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
JENNY GOT AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Are you Harfynn Teuport?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9C5KHP5z0
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# LOLOL!
dirty bitch! I forgot about that. She was fit too!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# SHe was fucked by almost all the black panthers you saw in the movie
dirty milf hiv ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# she wasn't that hot
she just got her tits out

first time i saw that i was about 8, at a family friend's house for a barbie. my mum wouldn't let me watch batman returns, but would let me watch this. weird
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# dunno how old i was
:/

1981 go figure
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# probably older than me then
don't think it had been long out when i saw it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I would like to see a forrest of grumps myself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Forrest Gump II: Forrest takes a dump
(and gets tested HIV positive)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# A plump dump . . . no doubt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Jenny died of the bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# racial aids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# from a blick dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# no shrimp jokes?
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# shrimp cocktail
fried shrimp
shrimp gumbo
shrimp n grits
shrimp etc
etc
etc
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# he changed his name to T.Hanks so he would look nice on any cheques he wrote
Thanks, Tom Hanks.....

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)