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# How does Jason Statham still get work in Hollywood?
I really wish he'd drop the voice, obviosuly picked up in the 'Christian Bale needs a strepsil' School of voice coaching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# by having a bald head and talking in a stupid fake gruff voice
Its worse than Bale's batman voice!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# damn, I edited just before you typed that
mindpissage of the highest order there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :O super-pissage of the highest order there
Its so bad though. Bale was {this} close to ruining that film with that voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yup, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so :)
it was highly distracting in several places
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# See the Dark Knight at an Imax screen
and you'll forgive almost anything.

Holy Satan in Hell, that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed.
I ruined my throat on the way home from that film by talking in 'the voice' for the amusement* of my friends. Ordering a burger at the drive through was an interesting experience :S


*they may have got sick of it after 3 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# he's cheap?
and he doesn't mind flinging himself around... I saw Ghost of Mars the other day - he's in that too with Pam Grier and Ice Cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Pam Grier is ace, Jackie Brown by far the best film Tarantino has been involved in...
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yes!!...Jackie Brown is an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ooooh
that is controversial... I agree it's underrated. His new one will star Brad Pitt... also Machete isn't being made until sometime next year and it's probably going to go straight to DVD as a trilogy (or so I read).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Vastly underrated
solid casting throughout, really well written story, and the dialogue is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# you're right of course
awesome film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# ^this... just
My other favourite is True Romance. The script is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# 'cause ees a cock-en-ey barrow boy innit
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# They should just get Danny Dyer instead!
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# or put them together in a room facing one another
and hope they cockeney each other to death...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yooawwhite?
yah ahm awwhite - yooawwhite?
yah - yooawwhite?
yah - I just faakin sed so dinneye? You taking the Mont Sont Michelle or wot you faakin NONCE
CLARET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Applesnpearsapplesnpearsawwwwrightgeeeeeza
'ow'reyoumeol'darlingiveyouaponyferitapplesnpearsinarighttwoneight-BOOM!
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# ave sahm cockerney anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
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# haha
I just saw the Danny Dyer pisstake on links last night. It's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)