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# ZOMBIE ALLIGATORS!


Inspired by this conversation with Joliet about Zombie Alligators
b3ta.com/board/8989902
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ZOMGBIGATORS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
Zombie Chorus Line
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Tits and Ass!
You know it's all about Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# They are strange!
In other news, does anyone know a way I would be able to fool a website into thinking I am in Ireland? I wanna watch the new Podge and Rodge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# use an Irish proxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# And how would I do that?
/totally lacking any technical knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
#
www.aliveproxy.com/proxy-list/proxies.aspx/Ireland-ie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Thank you sir.
I shall try those now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Speak with an accent and say "grand" a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# But what if I want to be sure, to be sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahah
irist!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# say things like
"ah it's yerself so it is to be sure" and then dance a jig... then use a friendly Irish proxy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ah bejaysus!
DO you happen to know where I would find an ROI Proxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# now den
if you go down that road there to be sure and you take a leff... no wait - yes - no - yes - you take a left and then a right until you come to Michael's farm - now if you end up at the tree which looks like the blessed mother you've gone too far.

also - no - I'm sorry - I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ah feck.
I only went and fecked it up!

Never ye mind, I'll just head into O'Shaugnessys for a pint or 20 then go home and eat some potatoes or somethin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# \o/
hooray for mildly racist stereotypes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it still racism if your mum is a silly paddywhack?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# probably not...
my would be mother-in-law is Oirish - so I don't think I can claim a strong connection with the place or it's people (although Galway is one of my favourite places ever).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# eat some Lucky Charms for breakfast
then f5 it
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# would zombie alligators
be any worse than living alligators?

I mean, they'd be slower and smell more, that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha
^this...

Zombification would make alligators less of a threat... and more into well choreographed dancing by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think I love you!

*kerlick!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# so this is how to make women fall in love with you
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Flowers, chocolates and zombie alligators
it's a winning combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
is the order important? ... also - when is the right time to -- you know -- hit her with the bolognese and red wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I just had to do it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Why* do they suddenly walk upright?

*and how! I mean...tails?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# because they are zombie alligators
..duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# surgery on the spine... wider hips?
training wheels?

an intricate system of pullies?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)