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# Bloody Emo Snack Films...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that marmite yet again appears over a vegemite post:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# you eat twigs?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'm more partial to the lets though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# As, indeed, it should be...
Vegemite, I ask you - from a country that honestly thinks VB is a beer, for gods sake....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# does anyone ever think of the good things that come out of australia?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# racist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# That's not racism!
That's just going for an easy target!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# The Australians are a race?
well they fucking lost that one, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# we won more americas cups than you did
in less attempts from memory...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I didn't know you sailed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i was talking on behalf of australia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'm sure he was elected to the position.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Shirley they could have elected a better spokesman?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# being a loud opinionated shit is all part of being australian.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I think you'll find that's more of a personal thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# im surprisingly quiet in person.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# 'You' meaning English / British?
in which case FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# No he meant you personally
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Can't argue with that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# you're not a pommie bastard then?
bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8998391
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# then why have the most fancy of oxford type names?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oxford Type Names?????
Radio History, you oaf!
Round The Horne? A Kenneth Williams character from that show?

C'mon - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_the_Horne

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ah the oxford slang is from that...ooops, well i did read the dictionary entry a while ago...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# fewer
... I don't mean to be a cunt - it just happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ??
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Cup
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# He was correcting your grammar
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# oh. oops.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Evidently not an Antipodean achievement
to be boasted of.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# english as a language is barely taught in highschool here
there was a bit of an outcry recently when it was suggested that spelling, grammar and punctuation should be introduced into the syallabus at the expense of watching films like bladerunner.

so yeah, point agreed...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# erm...
skin cancer research?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# it's usefull isn't it? penicillin purifaction
cervical cancer virus vaccine. there is a fairly decent contribution to medicine from aus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# indeed - the Australian Englightenment period
has contributed much to the way we live our lives today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Yes we do!
How would anyone get served in a bar and there's also the sterling work they do in stopping West London from being empty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# what would become of daytime television?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# and bad pop?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# and the hot pant industry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# haha, it's almost the inverse here, just swap west london for bondi beach and we're done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Except with the advantage that they can spend three or four pounds and buy a house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# True
Barry Humphries and Rolf Harris are demigods
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# barry humphries was born in england.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hmm. one demigod then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# nings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hello you!
*impromptu snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
*cracks open a tinny*
*decanters it into a thimble...*

mmmm - not satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I bloody love twiglets, my profile confims this too
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *checks
*confirms
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yes. Yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I'd actually watch that over Twilight.
I'm off to the pub tonight, our local rock haunt. It's always overrun by kids (of which I was myself one once, in that very pub) and I bet this'll be the topic of conversation for those with their half of coke topped up with illicit Tesco cheap booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'd rather rub a heady cocktail of ground glass and shit in my eyes
than suffer this emo crap.

Still, I bet the cb3tans love it.

Anyway, how are you, lovely? *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *biiiig hug*
I'm alright, it's Friday! Plus I watched one of my favourite films last night, and another good one so I am happy. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Oh, rumbling along.
and....

Off to San Francisco in 10 days!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Oooooh!
Most swish. Don't fall down a hill....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# :D
"a hill roaring drunk" would be better advice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Don't do that either
and if you do, be British and charmingly drunk. Imagine yourself at all times in a smoking jacket.

Right, coffee time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
this is brilliant.
(Maynard Human After All., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Thank 'ee
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# what's this now?
... you've confused me

also - morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Morning, sir!
A dangerous foray for me, popular culture.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *sits down*
well - don't make a habit of it or the butler will be instructed to ensure you are no longer permitted admittance to the club.

*consumes opium seeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I do apologise.
*is chastened*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I know where you can get them.
My old rented house has white poppies outside it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
my student diet consisted almost exclusively of twiglets, wine gums & strawberry milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# A fine combination, if I may say
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Smashing!
Twiglets aren't as popular now as they used to be back in the days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Top of the day to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Are you back into active b3ta service then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'm trying to
but I have a new job that involves me having to do actual proper work, which makes b3taing quite difficult at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# We should start a Facebook petition!
or then again, perhaps not....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# THAT's...
A) Bloody well done
B) Bloody clever....
C) Err...oh that's it...you're smashing
D) I *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Bless you, sir
btw, did you see the second attempt?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ooh, no...
...I think I missed that, be a luv and give me a link ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ere ya go...
www.b3ta.com/board/8996596
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Oof my word...
That is fantastic, as per usual sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Cheers, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# better get this out then...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
`He's the New Orlando Bloom apparently.

Is that a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hmmm....
doubtful. ;-)

In other news: 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# NINGS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)