
Friday evening, The present Mrs. Architect has a small prang in the car, nothing major, she just reversed and caught the front wing and drivers side door of a peaugeout 306.
Small dent, and scrape along side. Swapped insurance details.
Saturday morning, rang up Direct Line. Went through all the gabble over what had happened.
'But Lo'! They cry 'The Present Mrs. Architect isn't on the insurance policy'!
As you can imagine, alarm bells start ringing.
I went on to explain that I knew she was because I had rung on XX date, at roughly XX time (The BT bill proved this) spoke to XXX operator and organised TPMA to be put on the insurance because I had my ankle in plaster, therefore could not drive.
They ummmed and ahhhhed, and wouldn't budge, until I asked them to find the telephone recording of it, and asked for a transcript.
3 hours further on, they came back - full of apologies, and retrospectively put her on the insurance, they had indeed f*cked up 5 weeks previosuly, and hadn't put the info through properly.
it was worrying as she was driving for 5+ weeks without insurance!
Then, saturday afternoon, the driver's side door gets stuck in the 'locked' position - a completely unrelated incident, that takes an hour to get sorted, but not before I have to drive back home with TPMA in the seat behind me holding the drivers side door to as it won't shut... Thankfully its fine now, and was easily recitified
Sunday... oh it doesn't end here. The side which TPMA 'pranged' (although to be honest, it was just a small dent, the result of reversing at 3mph) decides to play up with the exhaust, and now I need to spend £250 on a new exhaust cat. and pipe - which now won't be available until tomorrow. GAAAAAAAAAH!
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Small dent, and scrape along side. Swapped insurance details.
Saturday morning, rang up Direct Line. Went through all the gabble over what had happened.
'But Lo'! They cry 'The Present Mrs. Architect isn't on the insurance policy'!
As you can imagine, alarm bells start ringing.
I went on to explain that I knew she was because I had rung on XX date, at roughly XX time (The BT bill proved this) spoke to XXX operator and organised TPMA to be put on the insurance because I had my ankle in plaster, therefore could not drive.
They ummmed and ahhhhed, and wouldn't budge, until I asked them to find the telephone recording of it, and asked for a transcript.
3 hours further on, they came back - full of apologies, and retrospectively put her on the insurance, they had indeed f*cked up 5 weeks previosuly, and hadn't put the info through properly.
it was worrying as she was driving for 5+ weeks without insurance!
Then, saturday afternoon, the driver's side door gets stuck in the 'locked' position - a completely unrelated incident, that takes an hour to get sorted, but not before I have to drive back home with TPMA in the seat behind me holding the drivers side door to as it won't shut... Thankfully its fine now, and was easily recitified
Sunday... oh it doesn't end here. The side which TPMA 'pranged' (although to be honest, it was just a small dent, the result of reversing at 3mph) decides to play up with the exhaust, and now I need to spend £250 on a new exhaust cat. and pipe - which now won't be available until tomorrow. GAAAAAAAAAH!

- The roads in this part of the world don't really warrant anything but a cheap and cheerful old car,
and the price for the exhaust isn't too bad, all things considered, but the direct line thing really wound me up.
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and the price for the exhaust isn't too bad, all things considered, but the direct line thing really wound me up.

It's almost the default position to be in before they've answered the phone. Especially after a problem like that.
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As well as sales, I was also elevated to the lofty position of debt receovery for Great universal back in student days of old.
- Now THATS an area that requires balls of steel and nerves to match.
BUT, when the chap at the other end of Direct Line - appropriately named 'Sham' says 'Well, you can't claim because she's not insured and then goes on to joke 'Well, good job she didn't get stopped by the coppers, innit"! it just elevated my normal 'composed' demeaour - but I didn't shout - oh no.
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- Now THATS an area that requires balls of steel and nerves to match.
BUT, when the chap at the other end of Direct Line - appropriately named 'Sham' says 'Well, you can't claim because she's not insured and then goes on to joke 'Well, good job she didn't get stopped by the coppers, innit"! it just elevated my normal 'composed' demeaour - but I didn't shout - oh no.

As of yet I've never been involved in it, although the salary for a DR agent is about £5 grand above mine, it seems. At least.
Sorry to hear of your woes, chap.
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Sorry to hear of your woes, chap.

worst case scenario dealt with:
Women had catalogues - lots of them - all owned by Gt. Universal (Kays, GU, etc etc)
total credit allowance - £65,000.
She had run up the ENTIRE allowance after building up that credit over 20+ years in a little over 3 months, then didn't pay. It got aound to us, and me specifically.
"But I can't afford to pay all that per week" she wailed.
"What CAN you realistically afford"? I reply.
"£5 a week, no more" - and at the time, we were legally obliged to accept that. She knew it, and we knew it, and it was left at that...
It's no f*ckin wonder the country has ended up in the state it is.
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Women had catalogues - lots of them - all owned by Gt. Universal (Kays, GU, etc etc)
total credit allowance - £65,000.
She had run up the ENTIRE allowance after building up that credit over 20+ years in a little over 3 months, then didn't pay. It got aound to us, and me specifically.
"But I can't afford to pay all that per week" she wailed.
"What CAN you realistically afford"? I reply.
"£5 a week, no more" - and at the time, we were legally obliged to accept that. She knew it, and we knew it, and it was left at that...
It's no f*ckin wonder the country has ended up in the state it is.

but at the time, the minimum repayment we could accept, which covered ANY debt, was £5 per week.
The interest on that amount alone meant she'd never pay it off, and probably end up with double the debt by the time she died.
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The interest on that amount alone meant she'd never pay it off, and probably end up with double the debt by the time she died.

and I thought I was bad for having spent a total of £452 on my credit card.
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the first credit card I had, I spent like crazy on it, 2 grand in about 3 weeks
took me four years to pay it off
good way of being taught not to get into debt
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took me four years to pay it off
good way of being taught not to get into debt

so I'm still doing alright.... :D
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I just signed up for another 2 years fixed rate about a month ago :(
But yeah, I agree with Cpt. W - the mortgage is the only debt that I ever want to have...
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But yeah, I agree with Cpt. W - the mortgage is the only debt that I ever want to have...

Not in my team anyway. However I've never worked for an insurer.
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Lady S' wouldn't give her the courtesy car she was suppossed to get when cunts smashed her windows because it would take 48 hours to arrange it... the same 48 hours it took to get the car sorted
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Well you'll have to get a couple more images in The Sun!
Talking of which how fucking cheeky is this!!!
Totally unshopped. This is what happens if you right click on an image on the Sun site.

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Talking of which how fucking cheeky is this!!!
Totally unshopped. This is what happens if you right click on an image on the Sun site.


Isn't lying about copyright ownership all against the law and that?
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I think it'd have to be generally against the entire A Team.
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It clearly says it belongs to News Group Newspaper LTd. How can it be yours?
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