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# That's bloody marvellous.
Can anyone help me with this illness thing? I feel a bit duff, and my ears keep popping. What does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You might be falling from a high altitude?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Of course! Why didn't I think of that before!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Occam's Razor, innit.
The simplest solution is usually correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I once shaved with Occam's Razor
and now I have a beard......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Prolly AIDS or summint.
Or it could just be a cold :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Glue ear.
Don't blow your nose too hard or that'll force more mucus up your eustachian tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Ooooh, right.
Thanks for that, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You have rice crispies in your ears
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# man flu,
go immediately to bed and get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Physical impossibility
all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# probably just insects nesting in there
they will die when they have laid all their eggyweggs
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# EARBABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Calling them eggyweggs makes them sound fluffier somehow
and not at all like ravenous parasites about to eat your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ear aids


try chewing gum to help your ears pop..saliva helps clear the trapped air
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I've been swallowing lots. I'll get some gum tonight.
Thanks for all the info, clever internet people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that was going to be my first diagnosis

but it sounds like Ear Aids to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah, I think you are right.
Although confusingly similar, there are subtle differences.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Granted.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Been diving?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not bloody likely
I have problems submerging myself. I float.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# They have weightbelts for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Alright, clever clogs
I'm also not the ideal shape to be seen in a wet/dry suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Neither am I
but I do it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# :D according to the Welsh part of my family
who are all *waves arms about and hums*, all the women in my family are.

Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Heehee!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)