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# eewww. you win all the peace and love in the world peeing blood is a godly power



i cant imagine the stories that eurologist and proctologist have to hear.

what makes someone consider those professions? you must really have to love shit and piss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Either that or you have to think it's really really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Or you like stickin your finger up dood's poopers
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# mind has been pissed
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Oh man
the guy said to me, "just relax". Yeah, I'm bent over a table with my pants around my ankles and a stranger behind me wearing a lubed-up glove. I'm REALLY fucking ready to relax right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# TOPTIP:
Shove a small plastic baby in there for a fun surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# "It's a miracle!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# And what if you relax too much?
He'd probably think you were used to it - and what's more - where enjoying the experience.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# i had that done to me once :(
what the doc didn't know, is that about 7 minutes before that i took a really long diarrhea dump.

i guess after that, he knew.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)
# hahhah yes probably
most proctologists think shit is so funny that they like to stick their fingers into peoples buttholes all day and do tests on people feces and fuck that sounds so nasty

urologist are just dudes that love dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Dude
so gay.

So gay to get some other dude to check on how your prostate is doing.

Fucking fags.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Aww fuck does this mean I'm gay now?
I mean, I guess I'm ok with it, but my wife's gonna fucking kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# She'll come around
married women in general find the idea of sex completely abhorrent, she'd much rather be shopping, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no no
urologists do the finger-up-butt thing too, to check out the prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I think the telescope down the pee-hole manouvre is hilarious
I used to play with the training machines when I had that job - I can do a urethroscopy in under 10 minutes. It takes a good urologist about 15.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Fuck
that's how it got left with the urologist... the guy said everything else checked out, there was just one more procedure to make absolutely sure there was nothing wrong in the bladder... they just needed to insert a camera up my urethra. I was out of there almost before he'd finished the sentence. Luckily I've been ok since though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# haha
still let a guy put his finger up your butt :\

Edit: j/k, I did too.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)
# this is not a good reason.
i guess for the first, let's say, year, it will be like:
Patient: "i have corn in my shit."
Proctologist: "hahahahah!!"

but after that:
Patient: "i have corn in my shit."
Proctologist: "what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! stop eating fucking corn."
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I reckon you can keep yourself amused though
just by telling patients lies and making them do fucked-up shit to themselves.
"Corn in your shit? You should carefully remove it and place it in a jar. When the jar's full, place it on your doorstep for the corn collectors. Don't worry if it takes a while for them to pick it up, they're very busy"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# oh definatly
and im sure they get plenty of people who put things in their asses too that never gets old right? the internet says: no
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# i like your wordplay.
making them do fucked-up shit to themselves. :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i used to repair urethroscopes
I havent met a urologist who wasn't a dirtyfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)