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# Laugh i nearly died....
Following a link from QOTW ive just seen this:

www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=mp

Have a look at the entry at the top by ambs

Not sure if here or linx is the right place but so godammed funny.

I just shart myself laughing!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ask yourself the question - is it a link that I'm posting?
That should set you off in the right direction.

Thread deletion imminent I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fucking hell
is it tuesday

the bunker still has room
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *Joins*
Lights a candle and passes Jaffa cakes around...

*nom*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Sharting sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# now is this sort of shit some kind of troll joke that us /boarders don't get?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *aint the kind of pussy to drink it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Infact, he's gonna find it very hard to stay alive.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# NIH-KO-LARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# What's new, puddy tat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Whoaaaa-oaah-aahh-oaaaahh-oah-ohhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES
*launches self* hello gorgeous!

You've only got me for 12 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# on the first minute of hometime my true love gave to me
a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# on the second minute of hometime my true love gave to me
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# If I could, of course I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# on the third minute of hometime my true love gave to me
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# on the fourth minute of hometime my true love gave to me
4 whorey birds
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# on the fifth minute of hometime my true love gave to me
5 goatse'd riiiiings
4 whorey birds
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ;o) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# on the sixth minute of hometime my true love gave to me
6 feet a smelling
5 goatse'd riiiiings
4 whorey birds
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
I do love this one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oooh, you flirty fiend
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm ok ta, I'm singing you a thing, see? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I saw
Glad you're ok.

Right, I'd best start shutting this beast down, have to be out of the door promptly at five.

See you later, pet x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# tra lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Threadfail-disapproving demon disapproves of threadfail.

See how world-weary he looks at your faux-pas.

Qotw has an off-topic board for this kind of thing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# your sketched demons often remind me of the 'demon' make-up they used to employ in the TV show Millennium
which is a compliment, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I've never seen that.
I'm assuming it's this? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# some images...
HERE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# If these two had a monitor in front of them it would look as though they were browsing B3ta.
www.millennium-thisiswhoweare.net/cmeacg/img/dvd/stills/221/Screenshot038.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ah
SOmeone else for my illustrious ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Bunker time......
???
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE COMPLETELY RUINED MY LIFE WITH YOUR MISPLACED POST
GO TO HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Go to hell,
Whaddya mean im already there! I live in the black country so yabooo sucks toucher of ham and other cured meats!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I've never touched ham in my life
Well, not publicly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Liar fiend and vagabond
In chronological order
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Bunker time......
I remember a time when b3ta was for the puerile and fun loving among us. Death to the pedant.
Room for a little one in the back perhaps.???
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# this'll help
letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=where+do+i+post+links+on+b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Consider this,
Is there a link in there anywhere?
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Erm yes.
I'm guessing you're one of these people that is not allowed to use metal scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Only if I promise to run with them
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You have the coordination to run?!
I wouldn't have credited you with that. Onlt enough coordination to use the little proddy stick strapped to your forehead to enable you to type.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# We have sweet and salty on offer today.
Sadly I'm out of salt so I really wouldn't gofor the salty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it does look a bit sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah
Just ignore the hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You tit
Ive just laffed my arse off,
I bow to you ghosty one,
now let me find the blue tac that holds my stick on ill need it to shaft your dear old mum this evening
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ooo a mum gag
The refuge of the unimaginative. COme back later when you've managed to not fail the IQ test.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *runs round scattering minature handbags like confetti*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I read that as minotaur hangbags.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Have difficulty reading do we you antagonistic turd
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You are really embassassing yourself here.
Now shush and let the grown ups talk/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Oh
now shush shush soft lad is it all getting a little bit too much for you. Would youy like to sit down??
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah you're basically rewording the replied I give you.
I know we've established you have no imagination but at least we can be sure now you lack originality now as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# oh, please turn it in, ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Aaaaw
I was having fun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# It's called dyslexia
you insensitive swine
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *sobs onto shoulder*
He's so nasty. He won't let me play with the other children (admittedly he's the one of the sex offender's register not me).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hello Griffy
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Thanks Barby
Do you know what? - it's nice to be back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# And where have you been hiding?
We sent out the b3ta St Bernard but he got pissed on his own brabdy and limped back with kebab in his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oh that's where it came from
it just looked so sexy, and it had free booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# In some countries that's concidered marriage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Then two things happened
1) We got a links board to stop people posting links on the messageboard
2) We realised you were a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You'd best be careful!
b3ta seems to be taking itself very seriously these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Evidentement mon capitain
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Said the other person that posted an imageless post.
We created the talkboard especially for the hard of thinking like you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah
I remember the day it magically appeared. I don't remember the day b3ta became a whingey collection of pedantic arseholes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I do
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It happened when it got about 50,000 users and some weren't intelligent enough to realise is every idiot posted text on the messageboard
everyone's hard work disappeared in seconds. Aaaaw has b3ta changed? Get over it. I'm sure you will once you hit puberty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *runs round scattering manpons like confetti*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ooooh
isnt someone a little arsebiscuit whats up did someone touch you inthat special way when you were a child. Theres a little ignore button at the bottom cunt twich.
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# YEah but it's more fun making you look like a twat.
Obviously ot a hard job.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# ******* INTERMISSION *******
*Dixon rises from the stage playing a big Wurlitzer organ*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ALBERTROSSES! ALBERTROSSES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You really have a problem with people lacking intelligence, don't you?
I hit puberty quite some time ago. I can show you my arsehole hair if you wish. I've been posting on here for over five years - how old must I have been when I started?

OH I GET IT. You're annoyed because I'm not three years old anymore and my bumhole isn't tight enough to wrap around your baby-carrot sized penis.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can be dead funny too!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# 3 different boards for 3 different things
How hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# it's up its own arse
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Korrekt!
Have any banana from the top shelf my boy!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Not *all* of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# most, these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# sadly true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I may have come back too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
soon late
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# it's been nice to see an old face back here :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hello Griffy
*pokes with a shitty stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)