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# such endless fun.
Excellent, especially that the shoe is full of spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Mince
I thought mince.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I was thinking ENORMO FREEZE-DRIED RASPBERRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# there's nothing more comfy
than freeze dried raspberry!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Will you STOP being so FUCKING SEXUAL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# sorry
it's this Boots 'Instant Vitality' stuff I've been taking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# No wonder your pupils are 10mm across.
I just thought you'd been at the bathroom cabinet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *injects Aquafresh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# me too
lovely, lovely mince.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I might have some tonight with shallots and oyster sauce and mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Will you STOP being so FUCKING SEXUAL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm not BAD I was just DRAWN THAT WAY
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#
and some Lea & Perrins in the oyster sauce, or Maggi seasoning if you prefer...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *shudders* nope
don't like it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Go with Maggi seasoning, then.
's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# My bloke used to drink Maggi neat from the bottle
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That was one of my party tricks, back in the day
Down-in-one a bottle of Maggi
Down-in-one a bottle of Tabasco (can still do that)
Down in one a Pint glass full of pork scratchings (having trouble with that one these days)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you serious about the tabasco?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Oh yes.
Used to be an easy way to get dinner paid for.
Bet the waiter...

Works a treat.

:D

Edit: there's something about the chilli in it that doesn't seem to affect me. Certain curries on the other hand can blow my head off.
Edwina, on the other hand, just makes me ill.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You just raised your sexy quotant by 8.4%
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# So, I'm now at minus 45%, yes?
Edit: talk about obvious fishing, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Is that farenheit or celcius?
put your rod away, sexybum ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# :)
*innocents* Where should I put it, Dix?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *sucks on lollipop and looks coyly from under his cap visor*
hmm?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *abandons all pretense, leaps on Dixon and snogs him into submission*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hehehehe
nomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
h t

talk about obvious strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Tabasco is not as hot as people think.
Plenty of restaurant curries are hotter, habanero peppers are way hotter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I was going to put some pinchy poos in it
or whatever it's called.

Pinchy poos is what it's called in my house now.

Gotta go, lovely boyses. Remember your captain thinks you're all delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Pinchitos
and a fine plan, ma'am.

Edit: *waves*

Bye, Pickle!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I have mince for dinners :D
I haven't decided what to dowith it yet though. Any suggestions?
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# MASH AND THAT
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# WINE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Several bottles, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Tatties
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# cor look at that onion
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# it's a beauty, isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# BRAW
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# all you mince lovers
should get this cunt on a T-shirt - still time to order for Christmas (maybe)

www.spice.co.uk/user_list.php?category_id=77&user=69

From spam to mince and back to spam!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# do these actually make you any money?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# do they fuck
sell about 2 a year, Mince is the best seller though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i own one
and it's the best tee shirt i've ever had the honour to wear
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Now, that's a class dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I'm thinking
Lazy Shepherd's Pie. Cheers :D
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