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# so you're posting jokes sent in by people from here
interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Not just that,
Didn't Rob post these a couple of years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I've slept since then
the point is... Sikipedia was populated with jokes from b3tans in the first place. Coals to Newcastle and all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Aye,
I think calling fail is now ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# not exactly
I was just curious as to why, but since I never got an answer, I came up with an imaginary use for it and therefore I salute.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I don't think so
Unless the problems in Mumbai and Woolies going down the pan happened then too.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I didn't mean these jokes in particular,
but the b3ta christmas jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Aaaah right
Gotcha. I thought you meant the whole image or something.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm sure some kind of disaster involving those things must have happened by then
perhaps a tsunami or typhoid or something. In the high street.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# You mean there were terrorists before Al Qaida?
There is no way that the Americans will ever believe in such a ridiculous thing!

It is almost like you are implying that England has been bombed the shit out of for years by a bunch of radical terrorists using religion as an excuse or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Ridiculous, if that had happened the US
would have stopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# they did
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Eventually.
(Stop ruining my sarcasm with facts!)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Sickipedia is updated all the time
as new "situations" arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I like number 10
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes?
certainly sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I can has this instead of turkey?
I will still require stuffing.

Unf.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# that's a stats board quote right there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# as if I post enough to get one of those anymore
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=hickory+smoked+horse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# number 16 is best
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I disagree
17 is much better
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# seems the others haven't turned the page over
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I think...
That the whole thing is covered by cracker 15.

Maybe the OP was just trying to create something that would appeal to B3tans?
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# OP?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I am figuring Original Poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# christ, you kids
I am going to print this and put it in crackers. In Santa's Grottos. Around the country.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Damn acronyms! You'd think we were on the interwebs or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ***DING***
.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Sorry chap
OP = Original Poster

Fallen out of use since Usenet became less popular.

/Showing my age blog.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I don't even remember it, Giz
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Still exists, though.
It's the portion of the internet called "newsgroups". Totally separate from the WWW and if you think that B3ta is bad for anarchy... well, you ain't seen nothing. It's where...

alt.binaries.erotica.hamster.duct-tape

...lives.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I don't mean I don't remember usenet
I mean I don't recall that acronym.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Oh...
In that case I retract the explanation but ask WTF groups you subscribed to!

I saw it everywhere from Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.Concorde to Rec.Autos.Moonbuggy.Tailpipe to Alt.Swedish.Chef.Bork.Bork.Bork...

(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# any where you could find a picture worth waiting 20 minutes or so to look at.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Still used on the chans
...allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I think there's a lot to be said for not knowing anything about those places
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# B3tans or...
well it was either that or get a load of copies printed off and insterted in the daily wail seeing as they rip everything else off from here.
(bluehamster, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)