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# its christmas motherfuckers you think i have time for you
shit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# quoi?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Square Elk is rectangle
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'm so fucking hungry.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I do not recommend elkbus pastry
unless you like the combined taste of gristle and sump oil

I'm hungry too - but I'm not getting out of bed until I hear someone put the kettle on
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *nods* I want yorkshire pudding.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# yums
I'll be having two roasts on Thursday
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *snorts*
I'm not cooking, for once! HOORAY!

It better be good. Better be.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# OOh yeh
Massive plate-sized, filled with veggies, thick gravy and meat. Lovely, lovely meat.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *cries*
I'm wasting away!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Haha what the fuck?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Go piss up your mother's snatch
With cream
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# now that's festive
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Er, with glitter I suppose
I HAVE been drinking absinth - THAT's festive
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Argh.
That stuff sends me INSANE. It's like my version of kryptonite.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I drank it on Saturday and it HURT
Surely when liquids hurt while drinking them, they are not good for you?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# that's it melting your soul
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'd agree with that.
I reckon a shot of Xenomorph blood would do me less damage.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ow ow ow
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Michael Jackson or James Brown?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# wave great micro job
*christles*
xD
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# draw us a picture
you lazy get
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Good job, Microwave.
I love it when people are pissed and bitter at 8 minutes past 10 in the morning.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# great job, Microwave
Edit: oh pissing mind piss
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You are Chicken Merango
AICMFP.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# too slow, Chicken Merango!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# IT'S CHRISTMAS ON URANUS MUTHASUCKAS
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Apparently you do
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)