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# Just...
...got this from Amazon. Made me laugh

Dear Customer,

We're still trying to obtain the following item[s] you ordered on 23 October 2008, 23:07 MEST (Order# 026-8549520-xxxxxxx).

Stephen Russell 'Manifesto: How To Get What You Want Without Trying'
(inflateable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Try, then you actually feel like you've achieved something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha will you have sex with me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# He's GOLD, he is.
*cuddle* hello lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hullo, m'dear
*cuddles*

He's rather good, isn't he? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Last night I was watching a little bbc clip on their news site
of the first hand-reared beaver.

Oh my lord. He's got a little smily face, he likes cuddles and he's a bit crap at clambering about. I NEED one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Awwwwww.....!
link - Pleeeeez.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# here you go
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7791123.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# He's Lovely!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I know!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Morning, monkey chops
xx *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Alreet Gorgeous?
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hahah, he's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# QUICK
TELL TEH FUCKING INTERNETS!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# That's delightful.
I mean, really, that's fantastic. Well done. I hope you're proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# nup, still got miles to go...you didn't even mention your happy face
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I'll try and make a happy face for him.
:////// hmm let me try again.
:/\/\///\/ argh this is harder than it looks.
HUUURRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH oh fuck I think I broke something.
Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Whats that shitty smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# awwwwwwwww we all know your happy face...underneath your happy hat
and yes, i can tell you shat yourself from here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hehehe. Hehehahahahah. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHHAHAH


Fail.


edit: just for oldtimes sake: Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# \o/ for the edit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Fascinating.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Merry Christmas! Please read the FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# you could actually...
just wish a merry christmas, and leave the fail picture out of there. You know, christmas cheer, not being a cnut etc.
Just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I am sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *slowly shakes head*
arg - I'm having a fit in slow motion...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# haha
irny?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Damn, I missed the chance to use this...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)