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# i maded some xmas gift vouchers (for my other half's parents, and her sister who has 2 daughters). Thought I'd share:

PSD file


PSD File


PSD File

not particularly fancy, but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i fucking hate christmas and good will and shit.
all a celebration should ever be is a big booze up with food.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ^This

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# grumpy bugger!
*offers festive huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# put a long red wig on and that might work...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# a red wig?
hmmm interesting choice. I could wrap some red tinsel around my head?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# here's a guide
tinyurl.com/7jzreb

perfectly safe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# definately not
family guy is rubs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Family_Guy (ctrl F for eric cartman)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# tbh, I tend to get sick of it quite soon into advent.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# which bit is advent?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Moan moan moan.
I hate having fun because I'm so serious and take everything seriously.

Relax. It's just a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# bollocks
it's the work of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# it'd be even more fun if it were the work of the devil
better carols for a start
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# it's not just that i take everything seriously...
i really don't like the whole present giving and being forced to be pleasant to people you don't like.

it should be a good hearty pissup with people you do like.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# No one's forcing you to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Daddy did.
*Painful memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Well you are quite sexy.
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# alas for various reasons i can't just let rip with my opinion and tell them where to go...
so i get sauced. and whinge about it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# good idea mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ta :o)
(technically it was mrs doph's idea, she just delegated the designing to me)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ace!
much better than a pair of socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# fuck aye
socks are rubs
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh, these are really great!
I did something similar when I was young and enthusiastic, and they went down a treat. I forsee a few Pub Lunches in your future?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# your prediction should prove correct
it's difficult getting things for my and my other half's parents, they don't really need a lot of stuff. So we decided to pay for them to spend quality time together, and they're a little old for the likes of zorbing/paintball.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# fight club
it'll get their pulses racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# that's a nice idea.
peoplewanting
and
hoursdrive

although those might be artifacts of smallification.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# haha, a valid point
my lack of attention to detail. the originals worked out fine, when I inserted blanks instead of names it cocked up the formatting and I didn't bother changing it :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ah...
well done for having the foresight not to advertise your loved ones on b3ta though. Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there is a space missing in the middle one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)