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# Don't forget to leave a little something for Santa on Wednesday night


But it's not for reindeer
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ah, the cool, crisp taste....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I hope Santa really is a man
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - it's not for reindeer or women... also - is that a stock cube?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# also I hope he's had his
insulin

whores
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He doesn't need the insulin
if he gets stock cubes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Ahem!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *aitkin and watermans*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Shove your monkey beer right up your waspy arse
I'm going to be having champagne and pomegranate juice and I don't need your sexist beverages.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Did you delete your rant?

EDIT: *talks to himself*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# A sensible woman who understand her limitations - I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# White wine? Check!
Fruit-based drink? Check! Yes champagne and pomegranate is acceptable . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Anything else makes me very ill the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I's got a box of lush primitivo
drinky drinky drunk drunk



i've got a bastard headache, captain :( i've had had some migraleve for it and that taken the edge off and made me feel sick. waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *pats lap* as long as you've not got a problem with me (like every other fucker today)
you are more than welcome to come and snuggle aboard HMS Fae.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hooray!
who's being nasty? want me to growl at them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Don't worry that pretty polly about it, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Wasn't me that lumped 50% of the
population together into a sub-standard group . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# And you never have, when annoyed, gone 'WOMEN!'
even as just a letting-off of some steam? Ever?

Also, I was more talking about real-life people as everyone is very stressed in the office today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I've never deleted a thread
because I lost an argument . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# No, that was a bit of a rash thing for me to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *proffers chocklit*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# In total agreement
They can shove their Monkey Beer they can't take their drink anyway!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# such jealousy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaa!
It's not for the ladies!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# So we keep being told!!
but I'll have you know I drink beer and the strong stuff - although never Monkey Beer in all honesty.

We girls will have to make a drink to rival monkey beer! And not some male chauvanist version ie. pink weak lemon drink or something!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Gaz rabbitz!
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it will need to have a clean crisp taste
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this is a duke of prunes original:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# The pink one
still on the bar?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *starts singing "Santa got pissed on Monkey Beer"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He loves the clean crisp taste
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# gay
Does the duke still frequent these shores?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# less often than you even

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'ma busy man!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# these kids won't leer at themselves!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# where did this Monkey Beer thing originate?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Bolivia I think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ahhh, of course.... As manufactured by the Lesser Spotted Bolivian Pygmy Monkey....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# in the mists of time
www.b3ta.com/board/3989148
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ahhhhh, I see!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Santa is a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# 4dam is paedophile
*remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You must be thinking of someone else
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I thought that was "the thing" back in the day
to call 4dam a paedophile.

And also to laugh at funny jokes, because we had those back then.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)