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# ... and remember folks don't be tempted to make Brussel Sprout Curry this Christmas. ECAB (Explosive Curry Awareness Board)
Link as may possibly be although very doubtful NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# parp
EDIT:

Which scenario?

A) you shopped his pee wee off
B) he has an erect pee wee
C) he has a teeny pee wee
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# it was literally a random image
i71.photobucket.com/albums/i158/sheer_animosity/random.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# haha
option D: gravity had caused his pee wee to flap into the air
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# actually, it's not gravity, it's
inertia.

/pedant
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# or
air resistance
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# centrifugal motion
a moment like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Shitting Christ!
NSFW mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Really, where do you work?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# merkins don't like to show bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Merkins pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Not for my benefit, I'm the boss where I work
I can see all the ass I want. I just wasn't sure for other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'm home, so I can see what I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Me too
*opens degradation folder*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# if it's safe for you then best not to comment

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# they alway pixalate them out
I always find the Japs being not aloud to show pubes, but aloud to show octodicks. funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# As far as I've known in all my years I've never done a NSFW
image - I'm a little shocked by the level of prudity here lately - yet we see sick shit all the time and I dare not even say "Hey fuck off with your sick shit!" because I will be lynched by the b3ta neo-liberal-nazis (Oxymoronicmoron)

Well if a man with no genitals on display is unsuitable ffs - I'll link it. I'd rather remove it but then I'd be lynched again I can't fucking win here!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# everything is nsfw these days apparently
I have loads of pics that didn't raise an eyebrow a few years ago but I'd get flamed off the board for now.

/when I was young... blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Well I'm fucking sick of it!
it's not that it's NSFW it because it's a male arse and we don't want to upset anybody's hormones the the males here may catch gay or something.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha!

aaw, but you've bowed to the pressure of a single person who even went on to state he didn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# And how exactly would you know if I SUGGESTED that it MIGHT be NSFW because it was a male arse?
Get a clue dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I said MAYBE
I didn't have a shit-fit about it. And it's got fuck all to do with male or female. A bare arse is a bare arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *shakes head*
Then why say it?

Nevermind, I can see where your going to take this and I ain't getting dragged down the neurotic female argument path!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is the very latest in weapon of mass destruction :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# FUHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# pwoooor!
(minus the P and the R) :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# for what it's worth
if this ain't safe we're all doomed, doomed.

i know it was a hypothetical nsfw but anyone remotely troubled by this, turn your internets off and get on with some bloody work, it's what your being paid for after all.
edit/ also *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Thanks GSTQ
I'm not getting dragged into an argument but after all that work to get some saying NSFW is a kick in the teeth I've never had to link one of my images, NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# only one person said it was nsfw, and they weren't even sure
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# So why say it?
If you aren't sure whether it NSFW then don't say anything - if you are certainly sure then say it - no problem.

It not like I deliberately choose a nude male arse to upset people but the joke was farting and this image demonstrated in a non-sexual way farting.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# yeah
but what I meant was that you don't have to link or change your image if a single person makes a vague suggestion :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# No I don't but I was pissed off
with the idea that this could represent anything untoward even vaguely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i always try to err on the side of caution
i posted one yesterday, forgot that it could be misconstrued from a distance and linked it just to be safe. but some are clearly not nsfw this imho isn't. personally i'm more troubled by fuck, cunt and mong written in full screen as well huge cdc's etc. i should add i'm home based so none of it really makes a difference to me but for those....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# the solution is clearly to post nothing but happy butterflies and puppies all the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Yes perhaps a farting Puppy next time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# wheeeee
That's SFW surely, and top draw too. Anyone offended by this needs more arse viewing in thier lives. Heh, just did a google image search for'arse' with strict filtering on... WHAT'S THE POINT?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)