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# Poor old Woolworths
now where will kids get an eductaion in shoplifting crap and helping themselves to the Pick 'n' Mix?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah but that's foreign trade and canabis cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I was thinking about the pick and mix ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Me too ;)
*edit I know you're from the Netherlands Mediocre . Everywhere seems more exotic than Britian other than Belgium of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# imagine someone thousands of miles away in some distant land, thinking that britain was exotic
hahaha, the poor bastards

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember my stepmum lifting a massive Lego set for her youngest from Woolies one year. She was militant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I think they all hang out a Mr. Stabby's Hoodie and ASBO Emporium these days
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The scrotes around where i live have found fun in nicking from pound shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# What compared to the penny sweets at Woolworths?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hehe - but that was classy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You know what
I've never nicked a sweet from Woolies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I never did I was always a good girl
or at least I didn't have the nerve to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# My dad found out I nicked a joke sugar cube from Fenwicks at Brent Cross
and arranged for me to 'have a talk' with the manager in his officer. I was about eight and I was shitting my load.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You're Dad is wise, but maybe a bit intimidating
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# My dad was anything but wise
believe me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Just intimidating then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# No just didn't like me for some reason.
OH well. Nighty night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# nite nite chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# My brother found me after i nicked johnnies from Safeway.
My dad took me back and said i had to pay, twelve effin quid, not bloody likely!

I was 11 aswell, they grow up so fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# 11 with condoms?
what were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# bawwoon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Water balloons.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Surely water balloons are cheap
although nicking condoms must be even cheaper lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Not when you get grounded for a month :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'm not sure that someone giving a talk to an 8 year old while they are in their officer is going to give quite the right message
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Oh and a couple nice videos i saw the other day.
One had a few scrotes stamping on baby birds, which was nice and manly, and another one punching a sleeping tramp.

Kids these days, at least they've still got their morals.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I despair - I try to think back to my youth
and whether kids were this bad and the answer is pretty much, yes but without so much consumerism. I've no idea what the future will be like but those kids are now parents the problem is they are just as bad - so what for the Future a Hitler in every neighbourhood? I doubt it but I'm not optimistic either.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Kids now-a-days are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# As a female I must protest
'cunts' are very useful whereas kids aren't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Well as a male cunts are quite useful aswell :D
But kids are not, they are just shits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# the small ones that go up chimneys are
what with gas prices as they are, they are a sound future investment, i've got half a dozen in training at this very moment in time, what with it being a bit chilly i've still got the fires going, little buggers don't half shift, i'm going to make a killing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# never mind that
mum wanted a new corded phone for christmas, i wander into woolies point at nice boxed phone on shelf with no price, how much says i, £1 with 30%off says youth, bag it says i, christmas sorted for the total of 70p this year, result.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I bought my mum a pair of hair straighteners from woolies for christmas, cost a total of £1.40
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# that's the wonder of woolies
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Made up for it with an £180 DAB digital radio/ipod dock for my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i must admit i'd intended to get something else as well but it was out of stock
and this was the 24th but she was happy none the less. we're not big on all that lavish gift stuff in our family anyway, more practical sorts, get something if we need it, replace it when it breaks beyond all repair, which is probably just as well really.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I was watching Dr. Who the other day and Cathrine Tate was talking on what was meant to be a cordless phone.
It was a corded one as the angle was from the bottom of the phone as she was lying down and you could see the empty RJ11 plug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)