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[challenge entry] Militant Santa


This year Santa had hired some help in dealing with the kids on the naughty list.....

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yay, more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# What?
Unshopped pictures of lego men?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I though that's what lego.com was for:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# CLICK
me loving this!
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# 26 year old GWM huh?
*pulls on grooming pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
More unshopped lego pics*

*actually some are shopped but all are bloody brilliant.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# The Beatles one is cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Haha they're really good.
They'd be so much better with the cutout filter.

I fucking hate the cutout filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Aha the village people one is really good!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# no one complianed when sushi did it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Because he did it in an image challenge that Riverghost suggested
*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You mean the one that stipulated you didn't use a computer to make it?
*sips vimto*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# That's not vimto and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Yes I do
It Orange jews and I finished it half an hour ago. So that's two lies MWAHAHAHA and I finished it about 10 minutes ago so there's a third!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# orange jews?
i don't know any orange ones
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# try a fake tan...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Isn't David Dickinson Jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I like a good drink of orange jews!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# pffft anyway there have been more "i made a funny thing with leggo and took a picture of it"
*sips irn bru*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That is because I rock! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *puts piece of folded paper under one of sushi's feet*
*prods*
There ya go.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Ah much better!
Thank you kind sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *invoices*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# £200 for a bit of paper?
*phones Watchdog*


Gah! Why is Nicky Campbell so shouty?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *goes a bundle from his premium rate line to Watchdog*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Yes, a really good one was posted the other day aswell.
You can't really complain about it being unshopped, it probably took more time/effort then loads of shopped pictures on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# The thing is Riverghost
despite it not being 'Shopped or TOAPed in anyway it is still something he/she created and I applaud this use of Photography because the subject matter is fun and creative.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I got the impression it was a found image not a created one.
THe L plante normally gives that away.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# You should run the justice system. I've got long hair and dress sloppily.
better turn myself in...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# You missed out ugly and virginal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# yep as well as overweight and mentally unstable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# and armed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I don't carry more than a penknife.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Do you take it out and do
'That's not a knife...'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# no I have a spoon for that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I see you've played knifey-spooney before
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hehehe
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knifey-Spoony
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I would think it would be a very fortuitous find
for something that closely matches the Challenge Brief - but I suppose it could be someone esle's image.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Nope
Fully photographed here in my living room - even with the four year old asking for his christmas presents back!
(I helped save b3ta! mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# riverghost is the thing?
i knew he smelt funny but couldn't put my finger on it which, in hindsight, is probably just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Chenobal Raindrops on Roses with horse manure and mouldy Whiskas supermeat on Kittens
- perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yea but
M&S Chenobal Raindrops on Roses with horse manure and mouldy Whiskas supermeat on Kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *awaits slinkachu to post a thread of his pics for
Riverghost to prove his consistency* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 408k image
It seems as the filesize has increase DD has had to increase in ratio.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Where's that?
I thought she had been behaving herself recently....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# unhappy leggo migets!
although people would tend to prefer funny edited pictures...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Not always,
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Is this your own photograph that you took for the compo?
if so have a woo - and if you say you did photograph it I will even click to say I like it. ;)

***why do the L-platers always post then run or simply don't answer? - Come on noob we won't hurt you - mostly***
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# He did
he posts some very nice photos on Chortleberry.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Then I like this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Cheers
Makes annoying the kids worth while
(I helped save b3ta! mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)