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[challenge entry] Very quick and very, VERY dirty.

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(Stmoo, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Kebab meat is very nice done right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# so is shit
ask the cupchicks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# This, find a place that does them just right and they are great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# kebab meat
is only nice when 10 pints of rough cider has stripped your taste buds!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *Agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# It's only meat that's been marinaded and stuck on a spike.
Some places do it really well. Om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# it's meat????
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# You're being silly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# no seriously
what kind of meat?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Lamb. Usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Well it fucking depends what type of kebab you get!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ^This, obviously. But the stuff on the spike is usually lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I tend to go for chicken.
I know the lamb is tempting, but it looks so disgusting on the spike, and the man with the ponytail in the 80's tracksuit has a growth on his hands which you just KNOW have been all over everything in the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# If you get the cheap shit ones, probably MRM or something similar
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# mrm?
is that out of date pet shop stock that is stolen from the skip/pet cemetery round the back?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Mechanically reclaimed meat
The offcuts all mushed together with filler. Fairly ubiquitous in lower quality fare.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# there are two types of kebab meat
(my sister used to work in a kebab shop)
The nasty cheap one and the nice one :)
she made sure she bought the nice one everytime and sales picked up about 3 fold - driving 30 miles to your job isn't worth it though, so she quit and they went back to selling the cheap one and guess what...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# someone thought the shop was english and burnt it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# nah that part of the world they eat each other before they burn things...
inbred mother hubbards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# lol!
what fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# she made a huge saving on petrol
edit : sales slowly "petered" out?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# yes
if petered means they didn't eat there no more (just ate the odd lost tourist instead)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# heh
the type of bread they sometimes use in kebabs.
Im not on much of a roll tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# oh right...
durr - i normally have doner meat and chips :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# sounds nice
with a bit of mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# dear god no...
that stuff turns me inside out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# MMMMmmmmmmm,.....
tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# giant roach
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I don't eat them anymore. I did back at the start of University after a night on the bevs.
The problem is that most people eat them at 3am when pissed, so they have no need to make them hugely delicious for the sober, or provide a decent (ethical) standard of meats. I'm sure you're right in that there are decent ones about, but the general perception of a kebab is not a good one. God, I have issues with being concise.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# i don't drink
and i enjoy a GOOD kebab.. just don't get salad - thats where all the bugs live *you can't cook salad so the bugs remain
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I don't drink and I like kebabs >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# you are just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# sick internet human!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ^this
mmmm stacked lamb steaks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# It's even better when served with salmonella and e-coli
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# If anything, it's overcooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You're getting your kebabs from the wrong shop.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# it should be a donkey phallus
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# mmmmm, hot shit sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Kebabs are nice!
Buy you know that mullet sporting turk has been coughing all over it, so it kind of ruins it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# he's been coughing his irresistable sexy onto it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# So shit must be tasty then!
But I'mn not giong to find out for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Truly impossible at the moment!
My belly is bouncing all over, and bowel movements stopped a while ago!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# a kebab will help one of those things ;)
sorry to hear you're ill fella :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Haha!

I normally have a cast iron stomach, but I've had stomach ache for two days now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I know i've pasted this link before - but someone recently tasted shit
www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24569973-5001021,00.html

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
I was expecting the actual Daily Telegraph. Instead I got this: www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6323074,00.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Our Daily Telegraph is a tabloid here
But the patronage at that pub has dramatically fallen though. lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I read that as
"followed through"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# THe family received $50,000 in compensation
www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24622135-5006784,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Disgusting!!
I mean..Kebab ice cream??
Yuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# There is a story in these parts (oooooh)
The 'Plymouth Mafia' caught someone beating up one of their members sister, so they made him eat a shit sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Woohoo - Hallal shitmeat!
What are the Falafels made of? - Phlegm perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Wanna buy a toothbrush ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Worked part time for a while in a kebab shop
Had to get the kebab out of its bright blue plastic wrapping with 'incinerate only' written down one side and on to the spike.

I quit the day I found one which still had a bit of steering wheel in one end and a shoe on the other.

(credit: our hero of sardinisism, Mr Jack Dee)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Whooooooooooooooa . . . it was time for a break !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
good ol jack dee
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# well it is dirty...
...(nasty)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)