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# Strange mental image of what it'd be like if Mike Myers and Billy Crystal were lovers.
:D This image makes me all happy.
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# Get out of my head!!!!!
That imaged is now screenburned onto my cerebral cortex
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# :D now put Robert De Niro in the corner saying 'oooh you....you're good, you!'
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# youuu!! *points* you!!!
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# :D
See, Dixy's got it.
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# :D Love that film
*tweaks cheeks*

"You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart"
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# I can't believe I'm stumped by a film quote
I will be flogging myself in disgust later
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# Ooh
*starts up Netmeeting*
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# Why the fuck can't you haver a Y in your username?
Difficult bloody..... I could have had 'mangy something something' then.
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# what what what?
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# I have never been so confused in all my life.
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# I think my brain just broke
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# Anagrams.
You're all meant to be clever.


I may have forgotten to write down everything I wanted to.
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# I don't do anagrams. That's not how i roll.
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# I roll like this
*holds ankles and falls down the stairs saying something about milkshakes and yards*
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# :D
I love Jelly.

I also want a shiny, shiny suit.
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# Moishe Powers: International Jew Of Mystery
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# Fucking hell, stop trying to make my head fall off with glee.
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# I have managed to keep that image out of my head
by trying to think of something Billy Crystal has done that isn't shit.

Still thinking
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# Analyse this/that/the other
Although I might have my De Niro tinted glasses on.

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# If you dropped Billy Crystal & Steve Guttenberg off a tall building
Who do you think would land first?

Shall we find out?
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# Trick question- the answer is Paulie Shore.
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# I only know him from that episode of Futurama where Frys ex turns up
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# Biodome?
I only know him from Cribs, but they mention Biodome in Family Guy I believe.

Hang on, I think he might've been in cocoon or something. Can't be arsed to IMDB.
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# Already IMDBd it
I dont recognise anything, which is unusual for me because I have seen a lot of television.
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# Biodome...
I only know cos the lovely Kylie is in it
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# This?

from yesteryear
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# his facial expression
of pure disgust mingled with intrigue
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# hahahahahahahaha!
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# Princess Bride
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# ^this^
and depite myself, I like When Harry met Sally.
The best film Woody Allen never made
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# What the...?
is he in it?

*runs to IMDB*

Edit - "Miracle Max"? Will have to watch it again soon
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# A good film - and he's not in it that long
Plus I liked Monsters Inc, but then I'm a Pixaraholic
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# Ah knackers, I knew I'd forgotten something important.
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# For some reason I actually love City Slickers. Not sure why.
Although the funniest bit is where they're still arguing about setting the video in the sequel, which isn't saying much.

Oh, hang on, it had Helen Slater in it. That explains it.
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# I always get Billy Crystal and Michael Keaton mixed up.
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# Yeah
Billy was great as Batman

"Oy... its the Joker!"
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# he would surely have a less laughable accent than Bale's Batman.
I'll take Comedy-Jew-Batman over Bad-Impression-Of-Louis-Armstrong-Batman any day.
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# Oh come on
Running Scared is still brilliant!
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# Fuck
I haven't seen that for YEARS...

Used to love that film. Began my love affair with Joey Pants
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# Just for you


(Quicker and dirtier than...)
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# Lovely!
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# Get im Billy!
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# Haha, marvellous.
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# *hug*
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# *hug*
:D
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