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# I don't really like Blackjack. After 5 or so hands it's boring as hell.
Texas Hold 'Em. It's my favourite game, even more so than Monopoly.

Exactly. It's about the play. More chance of winning.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Texas Pickup FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# nonsense
Luna Crabs is the best game ever. I don't care if there's no money involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Chuckie Egg beats Luna Crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I wish to revise my previous choice of Best Game Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# it's either Metal Gear Solid IV
or Pitch and Toss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I bumped into 3 guys I used to go to school with as a nipper
and they all make a living as "professional" online poker players... essentially they live at home and they wait until late at night and on the weekends when people are sleepy and drunk and they take money off them in poker games.

Scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *subscribes to their newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It works...
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# whether or not it's true I'm not sure
but one of them proposed with a straight face that they make about £2000 a month easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Is it worth the effort for £2k a month?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm not sure
... although I doubt it

also - they all seemed wan and bitter, which they never were (although last time I knew them they were 17 or something so - perhaps the intervening years living at home have not been good to them).

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# wan / bitter
yep that's middle age
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I once made £1500 in a fortnight
playing online poker

and I'm not even that good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# So do sunglasses but they're still the equivalent of having a big sign over your head saying
'I have no confidence in my ability to keep a straight face'.

I have a real hatred of sunglasses in poker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I watched a match on tv, where some little prick had sunglasses, a large baseball cap, and earphones on.
I was delighted when he got fucked by the flop.
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# It's just unnecessary.
If you can't play poker without aids then don't play.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# pffft
*doesn't make AIDS joke*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Good lad.
Right, time for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Play to win.
By any means necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ... this is what has to be done
make way, 'cause here I come!

My DJ Cuts material

[cuts]

Grand Imperial...

It's a mus' that I bus' any mic you're handing me, it's inherited it runs in the family... and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Malcolm X poker FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
#
Flop

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# See, when I'm sleepy I'll call on the flop
go 'shit'
call on the turn
go 'oh for fuck sake Fae'
and then get a flush (usually ace high) on the river.

Jammy bint, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I refuse to play poker online due to the number
of games that are played by bots, you have very little chance of winning....

errrm yes err .. ok i'd rather lose fairly than be cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# What places are these?
Certainly not the place I play online.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# A lot of the low pot games are targetted by bots
If you have a couple of pc's you can download bots and set em off

www.scribd.com/doc/2561219/Do-Poker-Bots-Work
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hmmmm, it was the 'very little chance of winning' bit that threw me.
That's not my experience of online poker. Over agressive spaniards that don't really know how to play (all in all in all in all in all in all in all in etc etc) is more what I've encountered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Lucky twats getting straights
going all in with OS 3 8 when I've got AA is my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# you don't fool me with your foreign language
I know you're only after one thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)