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# Watchya!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# must. not. spit. at. screen....must. not. spit. at. screen...
*ptooey*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# er, yeah, hello
who's that?

*edit* is it Alan Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Yes it be him...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
How dare you desecrate a Norman rockwell painting with his stupid onion face!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# He just shit his pants
you can tell from the smile
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This man is the embodiment of nightmares
in any situation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I'd just call him an irritating git
btw, saw one of your lot on the TV today talking about the purple frog. She uses the word "basically" too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Ah, haven't seen that yet
but this was yesterday: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7790520.stm

Weird seeing people you have lunch with on the box
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# cool - are you a zookeeper?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Nah
in the background, couldn't handle their hours to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Why do you have lunch on the box?
Can't you afford tables?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hah
I'm still drying my eyes from emvee's post below: www.b3ta.com/board/9072447 and these: www.b3ta.com/board/9072501
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# warning - penguin fluff @ 1:40
may cause exessive eyeball lubrication
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# He annoys me
But Mrs Vagabond likes him, so I let him have the benefit of the doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I LIKE ALAN CARR
so there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I HAVE NO OPINION ABOUT ALAN CARR
... but I know people who think he is funny and good in a live standup capacity; so I'm happy to assume his blatant wankerishness is due to TV execs and editors as much as it is due to him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# he's the poor man's John Inman for the modern age
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hehehe... I still don't get why some people find him funny...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)