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# Be gentle, it's my first


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(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# indeed
look at all that lovely well preserved evidence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I believe in carbon dating too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I like carbon
tho dating someone who is wholly carbonised could be complicated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# yep, there is no way of getting rid of all the evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# so, we have to think laterally
we have to get rid of

all of the investigators

OH MY GOD I'VE JUST INVENTED A SHOCKING NEW ITV DETECTIVE DRAMA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# "Every touch leaves a trace" is what my Grandma always told me.
Along with "bury them at sea"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# have to agree
its pretty pointless
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# It's all pointless.
That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# fuck that
concrete, lots of concrete. And a hole. A great big hole. In the woods. Yeah, that's where they are. Yeah. Lots of concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# But I don't love the smell of concrete in the morning.
Doesn't smell like victory.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Smells like teen community service, concrete does.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Nirvana's lesser known follow up single?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I've heard it,
let's just say it's blows you away!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Here we are now, entertain us
Is a good motto for teens today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Nirvana made
2 songs? Why was I not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# mind blowing stuff
/inappropriate comment

most overrated band of all time? Or does that honour go to The Beatles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Elvis!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# To be fair, Elvis wrote very little of his own material
his performances could be good though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# But most of The Beatles stuff is actually good,
even the odder songs!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# sadly not, most of the Beatles stuff is rehashed toss
and blown out of all proportion by people who claim they founded modern pop music with their stuff.
They didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# But everyone copies someone!
Oasis haven't done bad on it!!
;)
(Latest album could be The Beatles!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I do have to say that I'm
certainly not in the 'best band ever' camp when it comes to the Beatles but I do feel they made some fantastic tunes now and again. Most of it was cheesy pop for a teeny bop market but There were some gems. I think "Norwegian wood" was such a gem and "revolver" was a seminal album for an era of psychedelic rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# aye, that's it, good in parts, but as a whole, probably not worthy of the 'greatest band ever' they often get tagged with
I can listen to a fair bit of their stuff, but I'm selective in it. I personally prefer a lot of Lennon's solo stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# 'Nevermind' is without question the most overrated album of all time.
It doesn't make them entirely shit, though. Bits of 'In Utero' are brilliant, as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# 3 albums!!
Which were all good.

/cans/worms/open.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# haha
you could not look any more ridiculous right now even if your todger were on display for all to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# They were good,
but haven't aged that well!!!
Unlike other bands in the "Grunge" genre.....Ok then, all other grunge bands except for Pearl Jam!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Please note that I
rescind my previous statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I lived at a house that used to belong to a builder
whose wife went 'missing' in the 70s

she turned up in an oil barrel under several feet of concrete in the garage.

it whiffed a bit when they uncovered her

edit: HEY! I found it on the internets at last! www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-4660244.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Mostly.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# That's when they come out
queue gag..........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.
A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, 'I am so sorry to disturb you,
But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line.
Whose funeral is it?'

The man replied, 'That first coffin is for my wife.'
What happened to her?'
'My dog attacked and killed her.'

'Well, who is in the second coffin?'

'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked
And killed her also.'

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the First one asks in excitement, 'Can I borrow the dog?

The man replied, 'Join the queue!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Whooooooooooooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Dave Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I just googled 'queue joke'
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Se Pang!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# You bastard
I was going to say that :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure, to be sure...
/Irish edition
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Yes . . . only need one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# now THAT's a chopped image of a match
well done that chap
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Not that I'm a pyro or anything . . .
I just like the heat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I say that's splendid!!
have a click and welcome

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# What if the evidence is a liquid?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Check to see if it's fammable !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)