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# What a ccko
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Quiet
Amaznig.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I wondered how well this would go down
Let's just call 'em all thick like we used to.
And have workhouses.
And debtor's prisons.
And rickets.

Also: anyone else find themselves going a bit Daily Mail over this story?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# down there a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'I have to buy baccy!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# oh, i see what you did now
I was just firing up photoshop to scramble up the report, but now I see what you've done. pfft.

Also, I can confirm that a little knowledge is dangerous and that he's a fucking wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Haha, I see what you did there
And the last thing you want is science and medicine to get involved in things like what dyslexia are, they just over-complicate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# the government don't believe in science, it's much easier to make policies based on what Daily Mail readers think.
Hence the smoking ban. Ignore the science, people smoking in public places pisses some people off, so let's fucking ban it and pretend it's for medical reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# In summer, I shall be asking non smokers to remove themselves from my 'smoking area'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I won't
because in my country there are indoor smoking areas, as this country, ironically, is much less fascist than your little island.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Bully for you.
This country's got me in it. We win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *recalls voting for this before*
*considers this a vote well cast*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# /smoker rant
And what this shit with putting mr beard and his fucking tumor or my cigs? Either give an actual shit about our health and ban em totally so I can get them cheaper of dealers or just let us get on with it

*huf huf*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# We play snap now.
'Oooh, I've got lungs, what have you got?'
'foetus.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha,
Or maybe just finding the most grotesque pictures and putting them where children will see

maybe we should have a smokers warning label image challenge, or bindun? Can't remember any in my time on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Mine'd all be pictures of the Fonz and Jesus and John Peel.
*loves smoking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'm quitting soon...
but, I still don't think that there is enough objective evidence that passive smoking is dangerous enough to afford a ban on all smoking in all public areas, especially since there is a WHO study showing that there is no significant difference between the likelihood of contracting lung cancer for someone who doesn't work in a smokey environment compared with someone who does. It is however, a study that is completely ignored by legislators.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Quit if you like, I'm not.
Not yet anyway, I enjoy it too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I enjoy it too.
but I smoke waaaay too much, so I'm going to try quitting... seems like a good idea just now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# You always say that.
I smoke more than you do, and you never bitch at me for it. If you quit then I'm not being sorry for smoking around you, you'll just have to deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# you don't smoke more than me...
Since about this time last year i've been on 1.5-2 packs a day. Beat that.

(I shall only be giving up smoking of the cigarettes, which may or may not lead to being considerably more stoned more often)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I smoke weed, remember.
God knows how much baccy goes into one of those spliffs.

I didn't realise you'd gone up to that though. Alright, give up, then come home and get stoned with your good old pal Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# or...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Christ
You suck photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# haha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You say that all my images
*feels complimented*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# A woman at work told me IBS was bollocks until I made her touch my stomach.
(I swell alarmingly during bouts of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I need more supportive friends like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *supports*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# everytime i see
\o/ i see a broken pencil
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# every time I see <3 that
I see a double scoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# A woman in my pub didn't believe Prostate cancer was real
You can guess what happened next.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# i'm not good with reading and writing / spelling
don't get me wrong, i'm not a dunce - I'm just not good at English
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# the correct English phrase there is
'ungood at English'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# im proper ungud at englanderish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# On the other hand
perhaps you're too stupid to recognise how stupid you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)