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[challenge entry] *checks disk space*,.... still nothing

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
IT'S A TRAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Near the top
Who's hand is that?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Mr Spock's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I want to click option 4:
"ghostly hand of the headless horseman"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I do have a head you know?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ..
Or D:
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
It's a trap
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# You absolute bastard
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Athankyou
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# But! But!
There's only one option D:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# have you not seen her without make-up?
Whiter than a snowman at a Klavern
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nowt wrong with pale people.
When all of you sunhounds are gone, we'll be the only ones left (admittedly cowering under particularly leafy trees, hissing)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# but who would fetch you cocktails?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# The Underground People.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# They're too busy driving the trains
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# No, we'll have trained gibbons to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You mean we don't already?
/fucking northern line blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Wheeeeeee, I quite like the tube sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Does it record all the mehdehrehs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# pfffft! *coffee on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *lunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# gaaaahhhhg gaaaaaaaahg gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Oh, fucking charming.
You've changed your tune, Captain Carries-Ladies-Around-Like-A-Bumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# That was rather nice. Can I do that again? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D I'd be upset if you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# yaysers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahahah
hahaahahahahahahahah
*gasp*
hahahahaha
*parp*
/dust is ghost blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# You should have said "10 minutes of recording space"
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# not useless enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Don't cross the cables!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I want a toaster made in the shape of the ghostbusters trap
that flies open with a beam of light when the toast is done
*claims trademark and patent*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# haha
I'd buy that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmmm
Newsletter DIY challenge...

I called it!
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Bloody Hell -
I'd buy one of those in an instant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah
But you're getting bread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# they're a bunch of over-opinionated lying f*cknuggets who wouldn't know a ghostly apparition if it came up behind them and stuck a finger up their collective arses
/was part of one episode in a roundabout way a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# fycknuggets ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# they know that, they're just making cash, lots and lots and lots and lots of it
if the viewers want to stupidly believe its a genuine scientific investigation then thats their fault.

It's like idiots who believe american wrestling is a non choreographed sport.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I'm not clear on this -
You don't like the show?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I find all this collective paranormal 'ghosts or spirits to order' TV shows utterly appalling
and you can lump the TV 'mediums' onto that last statement as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I have a fab story to tell you at the next bash we both attend, in that case.
It's a real humdinger.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# My fists are clenched and my teeth are gnashing in anticipation...
/Londond Bash this year?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# It's a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# What?!
Are you suggesting there's no ghost?!:O

But that would mean that TV lied to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# But...but... that's really useful!
Imagine not having to trawl through hours and hours of fake tapping and choreographed "eeek"ing.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# it only tapes the ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Which means you've got a lovely big tape, all empty and ready to record Desperate Housewives :D
I see!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# its just a Most Haunted ghost footage recorder
as part of this weeks useless invention challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ha.
Just an empty box to save on parts?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# the viewers would never check, they would just sit there and believe for hours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 1080p compliant?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)