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# i think he does it on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahah, I always imagined Death to be a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# especially when its a car crash?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I can imagine him arriving at the scene and just cracking up,
barely managing to get out the words "Hahah FUCK!" before doing that silent laugh where you can't breathe any more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# "hahaha, look at the state of him! his arse is backwards!
come 'ere!"

*flourishes cape and waves scythe*

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# "heh, ol' Liz won't be too pleased about this!"
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahah, man! You're so fucking dead!
You went through the pearly gates on fire dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Richard Pryor was a genius you sick bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Two night in a row on teh piss? I can tell by the willies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# hkwioad iosh fuivki hing love you man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *passes kebab*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# vomits
laughs

falls over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# All that after two babysham!:P
Sodding ITV. Fucked up the page for the new episode of Demons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
#
Sodding ITV. Fucked up the page for the new episode of Demons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah
THat's the only programme I'm watching. It's a toss up between the beeb and C4 for best channel atm. The beeb win on website though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# you gotta love that new its a knockout thing with the hamster
top telly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I think there's a reason you live with your mum:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# she's cheap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I've heard:P
Sorry you let yourself in for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# oh! silly me :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I've had cheaper
Riverghost's mum does buy one get one free
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I have a second mum?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'm going to start a crappy sitcom a la My Two Dads!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# john mclain is trapped near the top floor in a ventalation shaft
the squat team move an armored car in on the nagasaki building.
suddenly a rocket flames towars the "RV".

"and the quarterback is toast"

edit : uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wGDQ19kRGkw
I live in my own little world atm sry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# that lot have been drinking^^^^
what the fuck are you on ?????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# bass
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# top deck and shandy bass are bloody lethal
you be careful young man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I will take that under advisement
watches clip over and over again

a evil black nerd with power is the most
brilliant thing hollywood ever did

edit may be too late to be careful
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# eh?
Thta's an awful program, his accent, every time he speaks I think abnout Vic Reeves Kinky John


MY GAAAAAD!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Meh
It'S entertaining. I think it was written by one of Neil Gaiman's farts.

EDIT: hahahaha

EDIT EDIT: Ok enough of us are drinking on b3ta. We all have to charge our glasses and drain them!


EDIT EDIT EDIT: MEH! Mine was an extremely large glass of red. Doesn't down well.

What was yours b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I've run out
and am now to drunk to get to the off license, which is 3 miles away across fields
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I shall email you some!
EDIT: I just heard the best dialog from outside me window (not the ECR window)

Her: Come on up to my plave.
Him: So I get a shag?
Her: GLEUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# is that from Romeo and Juliet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah Mark Knofler is doing a new version
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# this picture is
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yn4IF3wd4Ic&feature=related

D.I Fowler
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yes I know, but it's still Kinky John Fowler
the character just progressed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
Love it!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Nice draw.
Even with the willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Willies!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# interesting
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e50pu4eSjjk&feature=related

i wonder if her ladyship knows
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# How's it hangin' Death?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# to the left
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Swing looooooooow sweet charioooooooooooooooooot..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Well...
He isn't very pleased to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Scythe the truth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# they are doing weird sisters as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I need to read that again at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# is that a porno?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# nope its a terrance prattchettt
book currently being dramatized on radio 7 along with mort
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hehehe
Good evening Mr Toats.
Here, have some lovely chilli chocolate. It's the best I've ever tasted and will blow your head off.
It will go with your tiddly state.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I've never tried chilli chocolate
I like my chocolate chocolatey, preferably in Twirl bar format
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Chilli chocolate rules!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I have never tasted such a strong one as this
It nearly blew off my head. It was lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I had the lindt one
It's like Mmmmm..Chocolate...Ooooohhhh Hot!
Ideal for winter conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# it just occured to me
probably not the best stuff to be melted for sexy fun times, would have given marianne faithfull something to think about.

i apologise for my coarseness.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# OUCH!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hahahha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)