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# this is making me think of cigarette packets.
Obviously '....in the chaos dimension' but still.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Smoking can make your flibber degibber
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *protectively closes one eye and crosses her arms*
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It makes me think of
the winter of 1987 when a group of us kids from our school went to the civic centre to put some pictures of tigers in the trees and have our photo taken with some politicians in the bleddy cold.

Obviously, I have no idea why
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# All the drugs, I bet.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I always thought that about Ms "I'm not Miss, I'm not Mrs, I'm Ms as it's none of your business whether I'm married or not" Askew
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Askew's an excellent name.
Please tell me she always sat at odd angles.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# She was very tall
so she did walk into the room at a funny angle just to get herself in the room.

Come to think of it, she may have been a man
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# It sounds that way to me.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# There's a pub on the Askew Road in West London called the Askew Arms
Whenever I'm passing in a car I interlock my elbows in a spastic manner.
The journeys just fly by with me aboard.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
I'd find that very funny.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I thank you
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# We had one of them too.
Why should we care if you're married or not?!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'm a miss, not a ms
because I'm not ashamed of not being married.

(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I once got told off for referring to someone as "Miss"
because it made them sound like a child, and she also didn't like "Ms" because it made her sound like an old spinster, so I said "What am I supposed to put on the envelope then" and she said "Dr" because she'd just finished her pHD.

True story full of fact.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I would have become quite irrate at that, and put "Mr" finishing on "BSc" just to see the reaction.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I couldn't care less
But this was the first thing she said to us when she first came into the classroom. It sort of set the tone of her dictatorship from then on
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# No, I was more commenting on those who do
of which I've encountered a few myself.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Tigers in trees?
What?
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I was young
it was the 80s
You know what it's like
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# aaah the teachers strikes...good times
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# That's a pretty good catch-all excuse...
:D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Sounds like some kind of protest or demonstration
protesting against the threat posed by tigers.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)