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[challenge entry] Pushed for time today, so have this seamy effort





From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I fear "seepage"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# At least your Asse isn't damaged and leaking radioactive waste
www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,3950267,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# haha
Asse sustained damaged
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Danger of Asse explosion
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# nucular
piles
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Only if it's advertised with perforated puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahahah!
needs "please use both sides" printed on each sheet :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Next thing you know,
they'll be incorporating subliminal advertising messages in braille for when blind people wipe their arses
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ($)_($)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's an ace idea! Happy New Year Ptols!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks, Dave!
And a very Happy Nude Ear to you as well.

Actually, I have just realised the flaw in my suggestion - blind people don't wipe their arses with paper, they have dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Perforated dogs FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I whack this here? Doesn't deserve its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Dear HaroldBishopsLoveChild
Please can I have my money back.

I have wet toes.

Yours &c,
(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# now
I can't see why this would be fucking useless?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I fucking need this!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# this isn't useless at all!
I demand my money back
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# is it
upside down?
(popiellajones, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)