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# Newbie rape tuesday meet the Battenburg Disaster!

Bit late?
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# mmm firey battenburg!
nice 1st post!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Bit
colourful... :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Welcome, shop a chair, pull up some leaves, you'll never kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# this is a good first post, but battenburg is shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Yikes!
Battenburg is the dogs bollocks. The king of all the marzipan-based foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# marzipan tastes like a dog's bollocks after it's taken a runny shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# A runny shit of pure joy!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# first post excellence!
welcome to b3ta, eat a kitten and stand on a stool, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Noob + meme + bad taste = bright future.
Welcome aboard the doomed b3ta airship.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Disaster? Only if it cannot be harnessed for future energy needs!


Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Haha
I like the two turbines in the distance :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# welcome unjaded new person
pull up to the bumper baby
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Very good
Pull up a shop, chair a kitten etc. You'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Rape + Cake
rapecake
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# haha
that's almost as good as "everything that's on fucking fire" magazine. But not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh the humanity!!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hooray for battenburg


and welcome to the site
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)