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[challenge entry] *humbly submits this is a caricature*


because it aims to highlight and exaggerate the jollity and kid-frightening power of the man in the 4th-century Roman costume.

*scurries indoors*

edit: whoops - sorry about the timing there

From the Caricatures challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# that's the last time he gets drunk and falls a sleep as a post-mass party
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# why so serious?
and in other news, apparently i am unhealthy.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7852168.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah, but very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# apparently I contain half a woman's daily calorie intake...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Only if she swallows though, eh? eh?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# they don't know what they're missing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
#
"Doner kebabs sold in the UK contain "shocking" levels of salt, fat and calories, a survey has concluded".

No fucking shit sherlock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Exactly, why else would they taste so great when you're plastered?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I bet the government gave them a fuckload of money to come up with that gem
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# well kebab testing in the interests of public health is a better way to spend public money
than large sporting events (humblest of opinions)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Well to be honest,
at least with sporting events you don't know the outcome before you start though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'd like to set up a site called the Department of Universal Hypothesis
And duh.org.uk/ seems to be free.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# FUCKING DO IT!!!!
that's genius. if it were Wiki then i'd be all over it!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# As in Wiki duh wiki duh
Junglist massive?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I do love these awful bits of research.
There was one conducted by Oxford University a few years back I believe, that concluded that kids prefer Pizza to Broccoli!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# what's the difference between snot and broccoli
kids won't eat broccoli! BOOM BOOM!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# fuck me.
in other news, the pope's a fucking catholic.

Who, seriously, ever considered kebabs as anything other than a seriously unhealthy, yet fucking tasty, snack that you would never eat unless pissed off your fucking tits.

fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# i eat them all the time sober.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# i wager they're different in Oz.
either that, or you're sick in the feckin' 'ead mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I suspect the later.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# jesus
"now only 1066 calories!"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Why so religious?
Woo, you'd make a good make-up artist.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# arf


Have the talktrolls gone now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)