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# Link them you fuckstick.
Edit: Much better, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# there's no need to be rude.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It's in the FAQ
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize

There's no excuse.
An L plate doesn't mean someone can post massive images that fuck up my screen as I try and scroll past them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# so is this
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

you wanna quote it, abide by it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yet whenever anybody else is rude to someone,
nobody bats a shitting eyelid.
www.b3ta.com/board/9150067
www.b3ta.com/board/9150061
www.b3ta.com/board/9150068
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# yeah i'll get to them as well
i've almost used up my quota of giving a shit on the first two cockish replies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You all suck
www.b3ta.com/board/9150090
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# WE ARE ALL NICE PEOPLE WHO ARE NICE TO EACH OTHER
THE REASON WE DO THIS: IT IS NICE TO BE NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# fuck off ya crim
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pfft, drop dead dunderheid :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# When you find yourself in a hole, don't try and dig your way out
unless you are me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# am i in a hole?
i think drbroon's takin the piss...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I'd like to mention that I enjoyed this "dunderheid" reference
as I have not heard it for a long time. cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You don't need to bring up centuries-old prejudice
It's not neccesary.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh poor you
your screen doesn't look neat.

It'll be lower down soon.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Bless.
Don't be such a tool.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ur such a fucking dick
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Fuck your fucking shit
You fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Thanks
I thought I did do that. I followed the advice on the FAQ and used this - www.b3tards.com/uploader.php - they seem to have come out massive.

But I will try to follow your clear 'link them you fuckstick advice' stage by stage.
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# haha
the filesize is fine, just put width=500
or something next to your image url, it will be like magiks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yes this
and ignore any fucksticks that rant at you

welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# HAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAY
*all piles on*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# its easy to get lost in the details
If you had 'switched to image mode' when posting it would have auto resized. But thats useless now :(.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Haha nice comeback
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# they are only big in screen dimension
what's the problem????
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# THERE IS NO CUNTING PROBLEM APART FROM A RUDE ATTITUDE AND BOARDERS THAT LOVE TO BE SO FUCKING NEGATIVE
*STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^ this
We should start a campaign for increased fluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I don't "love to be negative"
I just don't care to have my screen all messed up when I try and scroll past.
I just reformatted last night and haven't installed my graphics card drivers yet, I was up until 4 trying to get everything else sorted, and now I'm having a bunch of internet fatties have a go at me for not wanting my screen to burst into fucking flame.

I apologise for being "a touch cranky" as it were.
Bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Can you honestly tell me you've never been rude to someone on this board?

"There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

you wanna quote it, abide by it."

Jesus H Christ.
I'm going out now, to see real people.
Good luck with keeping the internet hate-free.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# the images were 70k each
put your fire extinguisher away, son.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm not disputing the filesize,
it was the two giant images taking up the screen, it was making it go all funny.
And the fact that it's written in the faq means there's not really an excuse to not know about image dimensions.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# how big is your desktop? does it not take up the whole screen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# he's viewing on a sega gamegear, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# LMAO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# At the moment it's 800x600 thankyou very much.
As I keep saying, I haven't installed my graphics drivers yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# just edit your xorg.conf
oh wait you don't use a proper os

yeah, you got me to bite...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Do fuck off.
I've tried ubuntu and I think it's fucking shit, so don't give me that.
Personal preference and all that.

Edit:
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

you wanna quote it, abide by it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# you seem to be missing the point of my comment


Click for bigger (104 kb)



i even put a "yeah, you got me to bite..." to make it clear it was a joke.

i'm bloody famous for paying out windows at every chance, it's called a sense of humour.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *points at the 'tard*
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# thats a painful res,but...
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I hope you do realise that "burst into fucking flame"
was a humorous exaggeration and not meant to be taken seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# no way, i thought you were posting with a flaming screen
you've been roasted
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha!
I was having real trouble visualising it. Thank you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ok, I believe you
but, the faq dimensions are not adhered to, "the 50ft post", for example. The rules must apply to all, or not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# or bloody joels 3meg anim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# that still fills me with rage.
I could make a half hour feature film gif if I had 3MB to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# yup.
and if he was anyone else the rage on the board would have turned my screen crimson.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Y HV U NOT INSTALED YR GRAPHIX DRIVORS YET LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# do it do it do it do it do it!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# If your screen is likely to "burst into fucking flame" when viewing a couple of 75k Jpegs
that have been stretched to 1600px, then maybe you shouldn't browse message boards where people post lots of images, at least until you've got some kind of flame-retardant coating for your monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# "I just reformatted last night and haven't installed my graphics card drivers yet"
That's why.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Eh? Why what?
That's why your monitor is predisposed to some bizarre spontaneous fornicating combustion?

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# see above for reconstruction of the event
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :o)
magic!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Someone bring out the violins already.
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Install them, then come back you whiney cockmidget.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Christ almighty, wind it in.
Eat some chocolate or something. And may I suggest you have the foresight to avoid b3ta on a Tuesday morning if you're not prepared to cut people a bit of slack?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Cock Badger
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yeah right
"I'm going out now, to see real people.
Good luck with keeping the internet hate-free"

You made an important step in that direction right there. Bye!!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)