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# Jesus Christ, this is hilarious!
Some people really should get restraining orders for Adobe Software:

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That Crane, the badly scaled background pic, the horribly colored version of her with the skillfully blended feet on the right, his handdrawn clouds, her farting her own name while lightning strikes - I really don't know what to say!
(SYS64738, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# so not your work?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hell no! ;-)
(check my profile)
(SYS64738, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/9179914
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# So you
are not actually any better you say?

Please only post your own work in new threads. There's a dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# YOU don't know what to say?...
allow me: -

fuck off and stop hot linking
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Please make your own
hilariously badly shopped image and share it with us...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Congratulations!
Not your own work AND hotlinking.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hello lazy person!...
Please check my profile! 8)
(SYS64738, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hotlink = bad
Not your own work = bad

And you call me lazy. You haven't read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# OK then.................
let us see YOU do better, and we will love you in the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/9179920
(SYS64738, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Try harder fella
I am still holding back a BIG bucket of love for you........
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# It starts to smell funny if you keep it too long.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I wrap my buckets in cling film
and keep them in the laundryroom
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# If it starts to ferment
don't throw it away - it makes a very potent brew...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# CHUTNEY- LIQUOR
100% PROOF..........or at least 89% Circumstantial evidence
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Or an impotent brew,
depending on personal circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# oh, yes...
that was rather insensitive of me, sorry. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Fuck me
Post something cos you think it's shit then send three invites to view your profile?

Gosh you're really really clever and good at them internets - well done

(I'm guessing that's the effect you were looking for?)
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *Cuddles prickly n00b*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! UKAC let me sniff your diff, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# you're not going to make friends with any anal zealots by doing that
nice profile though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# haha... 'anal zealots'.
I think his profile's pretty good, too, but no-one wants to tell him that now because he's fishing for compliments with a 12-foot pole.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Well. no..
..not fishing for compliments at all, honestly! ;-) I'm just replying to the people calling me a n00b and asking for proof that i do better. I posted this not for plugging myself, but because I *actually* thought people would find this as hilarious as me and my buddies, but well, you live and learn...
(SYS64738, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Posting a link to your profile three times!
I'll take your word for it... ;)

Maybe things have changed around here - I think /links was set up because people got sick of 'found' pictures in new threads.

I do like your stuff, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# It may have been better appreciated had you chosen to post it
in an existing thread rather than push someone's work into the archives for what for most people here is a non-happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Yeah, no use...
Thought fellow 'shoppers would appreciate it, but well, anal sherriffs seem to rule these days! ;-) Some years back people hotlinked somebody else'S pics quite often (often asking for a photoshop, see the McDonalds one in my profile f.ex.!), and "read the faq" would only be uttered if that person was akshully a n00b...
(SYS64738, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# LOLOLOL Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
IT WAS DIFFERENT IN MY DAY.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# It's the new thing
the old thing was making funny pictures and having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# not even your powerful c64 software reset will save you now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)