It's the "Cuckold of the Month" and "Most Naïve kid in the neighbourhood" competitions
rolled into one, tabloid-ready, sorry-state-of-British-society package.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
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Yes, this. I read that there are plenty of other similar cases, but none get any coverage
Apparently the lad's sister had a baby when she was younger than he is now (potential rumour, looking it up is beyond my interest) but the only point of note as far as the papers are concerned is that he looks very young.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:45,
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christ on a fucking bike
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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that should not be news.
it cheapens us all.
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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"Human race in reproduction shocker"
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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Fucking kids.
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:47,
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