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# HALP! HALP! MY SLUG IS SAD. AND ORANGE. OH LORDY WHAT A PREDICAMENT I FIND MYSELF IN YET AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# HE'S SAD BECAUSE HE IS UGLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# SHHH I NEVER TOLD HIM TO SPARE HIS FEELINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I'M SRY LITTUL SLOOG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# He needs a friend.

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Not when it's merely a raindrop posing as a tadpole
they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# More pole?
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# miss morepole solves crimes and has lots of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# especially paedophile toads
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# In fact i've just found that little fuckers true identity:
www.lifebook.cz/english/Prazdninova_kniha/images/port2.jpg
Alternatively:
farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2700119018_ecdd4093f8.jpg?v=0
Alternatively:
www.pbase.com/agostinho/image/74196375

Turns out his real name is Gil. The big blue cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# CASE CLOSED
imposter tadpole is an imposter and,most importantly NOT a tadpole.

no love for you .. faker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# ALIEN REPTILE TINTIN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# it's the film spielberg wants to make.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
it's the film spielberg wants to makeruin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# who above all MUST BE OBEYED!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# KILL IT KILL IT!!!
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# No wait-
Lets see if we can milk it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# no wonder it's sad
you have tied it's eyses to little white balloonses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# WELL WHAT ELSE AM I TO DO WITH AN ORANGE SLUG I ASK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# feed it no more carrots or sunny D
other wise it could be the end of allthings.


OF ALLTHINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# And
it seems to have an incorrect number of antenna thingies. He is truly a slug worthy of our pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# him pupils fell out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# real men don't have pupils
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# REAL MEN DONT HAVE PUBES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# dialate this,
motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ITS OK I TIED THEM ON WITH STRING
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# SAD SLUG
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# He's sad
because he's mutating into a chicken leg
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# :D
NOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Poor slug
*proffers salted peanuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# he looks perturbed, not sad.
you misread your slug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# ARGH NO I HAVE FAILED MY SLUGKEEPERS MAIL DEGREES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# CALL A SLUG PSYCHOLOGIST.
CALL NOW. LINES ARE OPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I need a slug psychic
I'm being haunted by phantom lettuces.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# easy fix: pour salt in your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# job done.
thank you postbear's psychic slug company
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# we also repair clocks at a resonable rate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# HERE IS A MATE FOR YOUR SAD LONELY SLUG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# argh argha rhg
does not want
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# slugmate is offended
he will shit on your espadrilles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i just saw that dude while googling bananas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# So did I
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# BANNED NANAS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Found out about his transfer to the salt-mines, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# oh boo hoo hoo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# IT'S SAD BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THE WORD MEME ALL THE TIME
STOP SAYING MEME EVERYONE YOU ALL SOUND LIKE TOSSERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HAHA THAT ME-ME IS SO RANDOM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# GRONKMEME IS MEMEGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Four memes and a meme
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# meme floyd's dark meme of the meme.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# The hound of the memervilles.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# meme 2: the memeing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Meme on the beach.
Likely only you(perhaps one or two others) will get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# i scanned the horizon, seems like it's just me(me).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# And me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# but you just said it twice
teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# twice? that makes it a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# here's a pea for company

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# ARGH SHIT NO UR ORANGE SLUG IS WELL HAPPY. ARGH,
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# HIS DIET HAS A LACK OF SALT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)